Have another lazy incorrect quotes chapter since I'm currently making a new book-*+*+/|\+*+*×*+*+/|\+*+*
Ren: It's a crime to be cuter than me!
Doc: Guess everyone's getting jail time then.
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X: EX, it's your turn to wash dishes.
EX: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
X: K, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time please.
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Etho: Bdubs, I typed up your symptoms into the google search bar, and it says you may have network connectivity problems. Are you okay?
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EX: I like my men like I like my soul
X: You don't have a soul?
EX: Pretty debatable, but rather the point.
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Cub: License and Registration.
Etho: *Hands him a card*
Cub:
Cub: Isn't this a get out of jail for free card from Monopoly?
Etho: Yep.
Cub: You got luck this time, have a nice day.
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Bdubs: How stupid do you think I am!?
Doc: Do you really want an honest answer to that!?
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Etho: Well, has Grian ever been wrong before?
Doc: Seriously, how wide are we willing to open this up?
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Grian: *Trying to reach a shelf* It's too high.
Grian: Iskall can you give me a boost?
Iskall: Sure!
Iskall: *Clapping* let's go Grian! Go for it! I believe you can do it!
Grian:
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X: Is EX sleeping or dead?
Iskall: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Doc: Yeah, so did I.
EX: *Stops faking dead* Okay first of all, fuck you all-
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Random Hermitcraft Things [COMPLETED, MOVED TO NEW BOOK]
RandomOneshots, Incorrect quotes, headcannons, and more! *~-~*~-~*~-~* Fair warning, this book contains shipping(most are platonic, but may have a few romantic ones), may have some swearing, and blood in some angst stories *~-~*~-~*~-~* Request are open...