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Ren: Sorry, I lost my cool for a minute
Iskall: How could you lose something you never had?
Ren:
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Beef: The type of people which sleep with their phone set on DND don't care about others.
Doc: If you decide you wanna be woken up at 1 AM, that's your choice.
Bdubs: Wait you can set your phone on Dragons and Dungeons mode!?
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Wels: What's for lunch?
Hels: Food, as usual, of course.
Wels: I meant what are we having?
Hels: oh you mean right now? an unwanted conversation
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Stress: There's a lot of names you can call your significant other!
Stress: Cutiepie, Sweety, Sweetheart, love, cupcake, biscuit, honey, sugar, milk, flour, eggs, butter, mix well and bake in the oven for 20 minutes.
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Literally anyone: *AFK*
Grian, with obsidian: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move
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Hels: EX isn't coming out of his room
X: Tell him I said something
Hels: Wha?
X: Tell him I said something, anything that's wrong should work.
EX: *10 seconds later, running into the room full speed, charging at X* XISUMA WHAT.THE.HECK
Joe: what did you say?
Hels: I told EX X said Volcanos are just straws that allow you to drink magma, therefore making the world a smoothie and we're all ice cubes.
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Zedaph: Okay, In my defense, I was left unsupervised!
Impulse: but weren't you with Tango?
Tango: I was ALSO left unsupervised!
Impulse: *facepalms*
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X: Rules are meant to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken
Cleo: Pinatas
Tango: boards for karate
False: Bones
Grian: Rules
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