Warning: excessive language, like an uncomfortable amount
Ron: I'm crushing on someone
You: spill
Harry: brilliant! who is it
Ron: ok well we all know her, she's super hot, a like bit of freckles, and bushy brunette hair.
You: wait you talking about-you talking about Hermione?
Ron: yup
You: wait Hemrione-like Hermione Granger with the brains, and the badass attitude, and a literal queen who is good at everything-ifykwim, that one?
Ron: uh yeah
You: shit man I fucked your bitch
Ron: w-what
You: like once, maybe twice, OH no I'd say like four-five times not including like an hour ago anyways have you told her yet
Ron: h-huh
You: I'm only kidding mate
Ron: oh thank go-
You: we didn't fuck five times
Ron: phew-
You: we fucked like eight times including an hour ago-anyway my bad-you were saying
Harry: I-uh-uhm-er-BrIlLiAnT
Ron: I-I haven't told her how I feel about her yet
You: good don't
Ron: what why?
You: because me and Hermione have been going out for 5 months dipshit
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A/n: Hey future me, yes I am writing this in case I can't upload so here you go whenever I decide to upload it also sorry it's short.
Byeeee
-Autumn
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