Hermione Granger x female reader one shots

Pick up lines

Prompt: You and Hermione are dating and over the past few days you decide to mess with her a little
*in the great hall*

"Hey hermione, I may not be Draco
Malfoy but would you let me slytherin anyway?" You ask flirtatiously

"Godric, someone help me" Hermione replied, her face went redder than a tomato.

*in class*

"Psst...psst" you whisper to Hermione who was sitting beside you.

"What" she asked annoyed

"I may not be Ginny Weasley but would you still let me open your chamber of secrets?" You ask seductively and wink at her.

"Oh my-Professor I need to change seats please" Hermione said slightly turned on but would never admit it

*outside in the snow*

"Even with all this snow I could still make you sweat with just my fingers" you declare mischievously

"Why?, why can't you be normal" Hermione whines as she storms off

*library*

"I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak but could I still visit your restricted section tonight?" You exclaim as you "innocently" place your hand on her thigh, sending shivers up her spine and making her blush.

"I-I'm good" Hermione reply's reluctantly

*in the dorms*

"I don't need to imperio you to make you scream my name all night" you whisper in her ear as you and her cuddle on your bed.

"Go to sleep Y/N, your becoming delirious" Hermione replied with a confident tone and a cocky smile.

*Charms class*

"I don't need the Aguamenti charm to make you wet" you whisper seductively in her ear and walk to your seat smirking

"No you really don't" Hermione whispers so quiet not even someone an inch away form her would hear it.

*the corridors"

"I don't need to cast Accio to make you come" you say in a husk tone and kiss her neck once and walk away

"So immature, absolutely childish, hones-" Hermione droned on annoyed at your teasing

*lunch*

"The only thing I could eat all day is you" you exclaim a little louder than you wanted earning laughs and gasps from those around you.

"Y/N!" Hermione whisper shouted at you and smacked upside the head, silently scolding you for your loudness while trying not to blush.

"Bloody hell" Ron exclaimed mortified at what he heard you say.

*Outside the forbidden forest*

"Did you say lumos maxima, because I'm turned on" you ask while smirking at Hermiones flustered face.

"Horny much" Hermione replied sarcastically

*Room of Requirement*

"Hey hermione" you yell

"Yeah Y/n?" She yells back slightly confused

"I don't need a wand to please you" you yell back, you saw a giant king sized bed appear out of no where and saw a flustered Hermione rushing towards you, you thought you were going to get hit.

Instead she slammed her lips onto yours and kissed you hungrily while her hands roamed your body.

You picked her up not breaking the kiss and she immediately wrapped her legs around you.

"Bed. Now." Hermione demanded and you happily obliged.

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A/N: sorry this was short, I just wanted to get something out, hope you enjoyed

Byeee
-Anonymous