Hermione Granger x female reader one shots

Reality of Hogwarts

A/N: this is just a bunch of really small one shots mixed with some humor that I didn't put into actual stories-enjoy
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You: Choke me if I'm wrong but cats have 6 legs.
Hermione: Bedroom
You: Oop-say less
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(You and Hermione are both closeted and secretly dating in this)
Harry: so are you a dog person or a cat person Y/N?
You: *stares at Hermione*
Hermione: *stares at you*
Harry: Hello-y/n?
You:*looks at Harry* oh uhm d-dog person, yeah I like d-dogs
Harry: weird I thought you'd be a cat person with how many times you and Hermione sneak away at night *smirks*
You: aight ima head out
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Your causally talking to Ron and Harry when Hermione walks up to you.
Hermione: Y/n can I borrow your computer?
You: sure it's in my bag
Hermione: ok thanks
*you remembering what you did last night*
*Hermione opens up the laptop*
Y/n: Hermione WAIT!
*your laptop starts blasting music*
Laptop: boy I'm tryna meet your mama on Sunday-
Hermione: why does this say "dear Hermione this is for you"
You: suddenly I have become deaf
Ron and Harry: *singing along* then make a lotta love on Monday
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Ginny: Har I'm cold
Harry: Gives Ginny his hoodie and scarf and wraps an arm around her.
*Hermione looks at you*
Hermione: y/nnnnn I'm cold
You: and I'm gay
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*snapchat*
You: *sends a snap* hey Granger repeat after me
Bookworm❤️📚: *opens snap*
Snap from bookworm❤️📚: ok??
You: *sends snap* can I have your last name?
Snap from bookworm❤️📚: can I have your last name?
You: *sends snap* OMG I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK, OFCC❤️❤️
Bookworm❤️📚: opened
You: *sends snap* hello?
Bookworm❤️📚: pending
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*Your in the library*
Friend(insert anyone you want): omg Y/N I've been looking all over for you
You: *distracted* mhm
Friend: Y/n?
You: *snaps out of trance* yes
Friend: what are you doing in the library, you never study, let alone read.
You: I never said I was studying a book *you smirk and dart your eyes over to Hermione Granger who was too engrossed in a book to Notice your stares*
Friend: and you say your not gay, smh
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Harry: what's your type Y/n
You: straight girls *stares at Hermione*
Harry: same but make it guys *looks at Draco*
You and Harry *fist bump*
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You: I'm never EVER going in there again, I mean it was horrid, absolutely disgusting, how can people even stand to be in there for more than two seconds, it's horrible, it's worse than umbitch, I mean the smell, and the UGH everything, I hate that place, never make me go in there again.
Hermione: it's a library-
You: don't-don't say it's name, it might hear you *you look around cautiously*
Hermione: the library will be completely empty in a few minutes and I really need something from the restricted section *winks and smirks*
You: the library!, OH I LOVE THAT PLACE, me and that place go wayyy back, the history me and that place have is uncanny *you proceed to drag Hermione to the library while talking*
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*you walk into the great hall and sit down at the Gryffindor table*
You: Guys I'm.....straight
Harry: yeah and I have parents
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*You walk into the girls bathroom with Hermione and see Ginny and Harry making out*
You: ugh heteros
Hermione: sooooo
You: my room now
Hermione: you read my mind
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A/N: lmk of you guys want me to do more of these