Mama, I'm in love with a Criminal? ~ KenHina

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Saturday 4th 9:54am

SugaMama: Who changed the chat name again? And who made this my username?

Dadchi: Tanaka, Noya....

KiyokoSimp: I DID NOTHING! IT WAS ALL NOYABRO!

JesusSimp: CMON TANAKABRO!

SugaMama: Mhm, because I believe that....

KiyokoSimp: Sorry Mum

JesusSimp: Sorry Mum

SugaMama: That's what I thought....

Saturday 4th 11:36am

LiteralSunshine: Hey Guys, there is something I need to tell you all...

SugaMama: What is it favourite child?

JesusSimp: ....I thought I was favourite child....

SugaMama: Really? Your like 3rd favourite. Tadashi is above you.

JesusSimp: At least tell me I'm above Kags and Tsukki?

SugaMama: I'm not answering that question but I believe Hinata had something to tell us?

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LiteralSunshine: He is a hustler, he's no good at all...

SugaMama: Hinata, what do you mean?

Dadchi: Who is "He"?

LiteralSunshine: He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum...

Milky: Boke, Hinata Boke! What?

LiteralSunshine: He lies, he bluffs he's unreliable

LiteralSunshine: He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun.....

SugaMama: HINATA! WHO HAS A GUN? WHERE ARE YOU, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Dadchi: HINATA!? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU HURT?

Jesus: What on earth? WHO HAS A GUN??

LiteralSunshine: I know you told me I should stay away, I know you said he's just a dog astray....

SugaMama: Hinata please!

LiteralSunshine: He is a Bad boy with a tainted heart, And even I know this ain't smart...

SaltyShima: At least he knows he's an idiot...

Dadchi: TSUKKISHIMA KEI!

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