The Problems of Being Bisexual...at 13

Chapter 23

2/3/15

Hi!

So if you're actually reading this you were probably bored how ever many minutes, hours, days ago that you've been stuck like that. And you came here to save yourself from that. I just wanted to say...

I don't know why you thought this would fucking help you. I mean you are literally reading about me...wow. It was that bad that you had to go this low and read this, that's sad.

Just Kidding! How have you assholes been? Yeah yeah I missed you too. How has your week been, mines sucked so far.

Anywhore, I'm just sitting here procrastinating from doing my homework, don't judge me you know you do/did it all the time. Right now I'm 'researching' things for my social studies project. Thank God I don't actually have one. But I do have Spanish, Chinese, Math, Science, Band...I should really start doing this stuff. Fuck it, I'll just wing it like I do almost every other day.

Well let's get back on topic. So you have friends, yeah the ones you're really tight with. Remeber all of those crappy nicknames you've gotten from certian people. Yeah I just got a a couple of new ones this week.

The first one is bunny(from the best friend). Apparently, I look innocent (like a bunny) and like I'll never do anything wrong, but then as soon as you turn your back on me I'll destroy everything. Ok, maybe she's right...BUT STILL! It's such a cute animal and you're just going to make its appearance shitty because of me.

The second one, Chester (by the boys from my squad). So I have this really fluffy jacket that has these little ears at the top. So when I came to school one day and they saw them, they called me Chester because I looked like a hamster. What's up with the animals!?! And a certian guy out of the group, let's just call him M. He's extra stupid and says that my ears are little chicken nuggets, what the fuck?

The last ones aren't really nicknames (only one is) but whatever. So these are from my group of guy friends. Me being me I don't really have time (I don't feel like doing this at 6:00 a.m.) to put on lotion. So one day I asked someone for lotion because I forgot mine at home and my next class was gym.  I'm not ready to just walk out or in the locker room with legs that look like a whole other race.

So I pulled my pant legs up to look and to my suprise I looked like a straight up powdered donut. And one of the jerks I call friends walked in and screamed, "GHOST!" Dramatic boney bitch -__-

But at that exact time we were making up superhero names for each other. They call me, SUPER ASH! Beautiful I know. And my super powers consist of me spreading my ash to the children around the world. Yes, I'm the reason why you get ashy! *cue evil laugh* And my last super power comes from when I get pissed off, frustraited, annoyed, or just feel violent at the moment. (I'm just going to replace my actual name with the nick name from my squad).

So when I get in those moods, you just don't want to be around me, ok. It's called Chester Smash! Yeah I know they copied Hulk but it kind of fits, plus it's super funny when I 'accidently' hurt someone with the strength I didn't know I had and then in the background you hear, "Chester Smash!"

Oh one last thing before I go. I think one of my guy friends likes me. You've heard of him, yeah it's Ricky. He keeps on doing stupid things to get my attention or trying to be smooth and finds ways to touch me (stop it with your dirty minds, I'll get you holy water for Christmas). But yeah at the end of the day, he ends up finding some way to play footsy with me or chases me around in gym. Sure I'm attracted to both sides of the spectrum but I DO NOT LIKE HIM LIKE THAT. Help anyone?

Later losers,

                        

~ outcaster (=● ~ ●=)

(I don't know what that is. Face? Face.)

P.s. Ricky does all of those things except for 15, 10 (that I know of) and 4. Hell no to number 4. But do you think he likes me, because I'm getting that vibe and I'm confused. Bye seriously this time.