The Problems of Being Bisexual...at 13

Chapter 30

2/20/15

Hi there,

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!

Ok, sorry about that I've been going through some bi-polar moments today. With my stomach hurting and wanting to throw up my guts.

If you're truely that slow, I'm on my period. Just going to be straight up. But it's not just any normal period it just so happens to be the first one with all of these crappy things. I never understood the pain of cramps until today, I'm so sorry girls.

So now for the guys that don't know what it's like, let me show you our world.

Wait, first, girls should I tell them? I'll tell them anyways.

SO MY CRAZY LITTLE PENGUINS OF SEXINESS, I mean guys*cough cough*, it hurts so much to cough. I mean it hurts to walk. I mean it feels like little invisible people from the deep depths of hell have come to poke, stab, and shank the inside of my stomach for a whole week, just because I'm breathing.

I've had to walk around all day with this crazy uncomfortable slouch, like I got punched in the stomach. I've wanted to throw up on everything and everyone all day long.

Plus the bi-polarness is weird. I didn't know I could go from laughing one second, wanting to kill everyone, and then crying for the whole 45 minutes of class. Why you ask? I dropped my pencil and couldn't reach it.

At least my guy friends were being mature...somewhat. I mean the girls weren't being sympathetic talking some shit about, "You'll get used to it." Bitch shut the fuck up, last week I saw you crying in the corner of the hallway with a smile on your face. You'll get used to it my ass.

But it was kind of funny when the guys got involved. Because it started off with Ricky asking me what was wrong, while I was curled up on the floor crying. You know the new usual. And my friend Evan (not his name) was there. As soon as the word period left my lips Evan covered his ears and started to sing the song 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story. Lol I know real mature, but he gets better...sort of.

Then we went to our next class and my friend Leon (not his name) asked what was wrong as I was hitting someone with hulk power and screamed a war cry, I don't  know why either. But I told him and he actually wanted to learn from it. We had a much more detailed conversation than whatever the hell this is. So did Ricky, which was surprising.

Oh and that thing I said about Evan, he warned this annoying son of a bitch who doesn't know how to keep his hands to himself from people or their possessions. It was smart to because I already almost got into five fights today. But anyways his warning went somewhere along the lines of, "Nathan, (real name, I don't like him) be careful. Anonymous is very delicate at the moment, don't mess with her." Aww," She's like a ticking time-bomb. Any wrong move and we all die.", and he killed it.

But anyways at the end of the day the boys were being nice and trying to be understanding. Plus I got body gaurds for the rest of the day! Seriously, they cleared a whole path for me to all of my classes, I feel so special. But I don't think they were just trying to help me, I think they were trying to save innocents from my period rath. I'm so happy I have a vagina

I LIED. I WISH I HAD A DICK. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, JUST HELP ME PLEASE! I CAN'T STOP THE TEARS YET I'M LAUGHING AT THIS AND GLARING AT MY PHONE.

Just, why couldn't I be a guy? Why couldn't I have avoided the curse of a period? But seriously, think about it.

If I was a guy I wouldn't have to worry about all of this pain or getting blood marks on what ever I'm wearing (including awesome underwear). Having me look like some type of aztec warrior.

Lossing my virginity wouldn't be painful, nor would the first time putting a tampon in would (I hate them). Plus I could still be bisexual. I can taste all the flavours!

I could be called...bi-guy or something like that. I mean I could have a better name than outcaster, I like bi-guy, it's kind of cute. But what do bkksudjwkd b I

Sorry I had a cramp what I was trying to say was fiekioqlsjd.

Oh. My. God. What I was trying to say was tjeprjdhek.

FUCK IT! YOU GUYS HAVE ASS FULL OF SHIT DAY WITH A CHERRY ON TOP.

to think this is happening just because I'm not pregnant...

Syronara,

~ outcaster :)   :(    ;)    :/    :p    :' (    :' )

P.s. what's up with all of those views and votes I'm not FUCK! Sorry I'm not worthy of you all *gets on knees and hugs your legs* but since you're still here *hugs your legs tighter and whispers* you're never going to leave me...