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𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙨

Tonight was girl's night.

But since there were only 3 girls in the group, Kaminari and Izuku got to come along with Momo. You all were sitting in Ochako's living room just talking about life.

"So, no more kid talk. I have serious tea to spill." You all turned to look at Mina as she put her hands on the table. "Okay so, the other night Sero and I decided to do some role-playing to spice up our sex life. And oh my god was it amazing."

You all ooo'd at her. Being comfortable to talk about your sex life with friends was fun. "Wait, you guys roleplay?" Kaminari asked with a look of confusion. "Have you not?" Momo asked before sipping her wine. "Um, no? I only thought that was a thing in bad porno vids." He said honestly.

"I mean, I've never done it either," Ochako admitted to the group. "There's no way! Shouto's literally a sex addict. You're trying to tell me he's never dressed up as a personal trainer and fucked you because he was perfecting your downward-dog?" Ochako blushed at Izuku's words before letting out a no.

"You guys have to try it, it's so fun. Sometimes I put on that red wig I have with this black dress, Katsuki puts on his hero costume, and we pretend he's answering a noise complaint." You told them, making Denki and Ochako just looked at each other in confusion then back at the group. "So how does one do this role-playing?"

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It took a couple of days but both couples had agreed to learn roleplay. You got to teach Kaminari and Ochako, while Katsuki got to teach Todoroki and Kirishima. You all went to the mall, you three at Victoria's Secret and the guys at Spencer's. If they were going to roleplay, they needed new outfits.

"Should I be in here?" Kaminari asked as he looked around. He definitely didn't have the boobies for any of these. Maybe the ass, but he was still fairly skinny. "Of course! Lingerie is for everyone Kams." You said as you looked through the items. "How about this?" You held up a set, and Kaminari turned his head to the side and looked at it.

"Where's the rest of it?" You snorted a bit before putting it back. "Okay, Ochako, you already know what you like. Go find something while I help him out." You patted her head before she walked away. Now to get Kami something.

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"Bakubro, why are we in Spencers?" Kirishima asked as they walked in. "Cause it's a cheap sex shop." "It's a what?" Katsuki walked them straight to the back, which was like walking into a different world. "Has this always been here?" Kirishima asked as he looked at all the items.

"Yeah dumbass, now, what the fuck are you guys into?" Katsuki looked at two, and the confusion on their faces pissed him off. "Jeez, how vanilla is the sex you're having?!" Katsuki pinched the bridge of his nose before turning to look at the objects behind him.

His eyes scanned the objects until they found a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. "How about these?" He said as he grabbed them off of the wall. "Why are they fuzzy?" "Because it makes them comfortable!" Katuski groaned, wanting to punch the shit out of both of them.

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It was now day two of the operation, and you were teaching them the art of seduction. "Now, you want to act confused at first. Like you don't know why they're here and why they want to fuck you. Now Kami, go." You said before he opened the door.

"Mr. Professor? What are you doing here?" He said in a slightly higher voice while leaning on the doorway. "See that was good! Gold star." You took one of the stickers you had and put it on his cheek. This was his 11th one, and Ochako was on her 9th. They got them whenever they did well on an activity.

Kaminari happily skipped away before Ochako took his place in your bedroom. "Remember, confused yet sexy." She gave a nod before closing the door. You knocked on it, and she opened it with a surprised look on her face. "Officer, what brings you here this late at night?" She said in a confused yet sultry voice.

"I like it! Gold Star." You put a sticker on her cheek, and she smiled before sitting back down. "Okay, now time to teach you guys-" You were cut off from the sound of the door slamming and heavy footsteps. You all looked over the banister to see Katsuki storming into the kitchen.

"What's going on hun?" He looked up at you with a scowl before pointing at Ochako. "Your husbands' a fucking idiot." Was all he said before going into the kitchen and going into the wine fridge. He needed a drink after today.

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Soon Ochako and Kaminari left, leaving you and Katsuki alone. "So I'm guessing it didn't go so well?" "No. Icy Hot is dunce as a rock. Kiri was okay though." Katsuki said as he took a swig of his scotch. "Hmm, well Kaminari and Ochako did well. Hopefully, they can carry out better than their partners."

Katuski just grumbled before you patted his head. "Y'know, all this roleplay stuff kind of has me in the mood to do one..." Katsuki looked up at you with a smirk after your comment. "Is that so? Well, maybe Ground Zero needs to answer another noise complaint."

You slightly giggled as you grabbed Katsuki's face and ran your thumb against his bottom lip. "Maybe. But only if a mysterious red-haired lady gets to handcuff Ground Zero to the nightstand?" "As long as that wig is on, she can do whatever she wants." You gave a smile before running upstairs to get dressed.

The red wig always came in clutch.