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Katsuki wanted to get laid.

Plain and simple, he wanted sex. Even if it was Wednesday, and he could just wait another day, he wanted you faced down in the pillows tonight. So after he got home and took a shower, he mentally prepared himself to get some.

"You can do this, you're Katsuki Bakugou. Just go in there, kiss her a bit, slap her ass, then fuck her." He shot himself finger guns in the mirror, then cringed afterward. He was turning into such a dad. After getting dressed he sighed before turning to the door.

He was not prepared to see his children in the bed with you.

"Uh, why are you two in here?" Kayoko and Kyoichi both giggled as they looked at him. "It's storming Daddy," Kayoko said while grabbing a pillow. Thunderstruck and the kids playfully screamed while getting under the covers. "We scared Dada!" Kyoichi laughed while kicking his feet under the covers.

Katsuki looked at you, and all you did was shrug. "They can sleep in here for one night Kat." You laughed as Kyoichi popped out from under the covers and laid his head on your chest. "Mama safe." He smiled while you cuddled him.

"I wanna be safe with Mommy!" Kayoko whined as she looked at you. "You can be safe with Daddy, I already got two babies to keep safe." She looked at her father and made grabby hands at him. Katsuki playfully sighed before picking up Kayoko and turning off the light.

Day one of trying to get laid: Failure.

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Day two couldn't go wrong. It was literally sex day. He got off work, picked up the kids, took them to his parents, and was finally home. All he wanted was a little love, and today was just for that. But his hopes were shattered when he opened the door. 

He saw you sitting at the dining room table with Kaminari and Kirishima with a bunch of papers out. "Why are they here?" "We're helping them with wedding planning, remember?" Katsuki mentally sighed before going upstairs to shower. He wanted to get this shit done as soon as possible. 

Katsuki sat at the table while the three of them talked about wedding plans. "I think we should have it in April," Kaminari said as he chewed the end of his pen. "How could you plan a wedding this fast? It took us a fucking year to plan ours." Katsuki skimmed over the plans they'd made, impressed at the work. He'd never admit that though.

"You're forgetting I'm the person who plans all your children's birthday parties and basically every social event we do. So yeah, I've learned to plan fast." Denki took a paper then made a face at his fiance. "For the last time Kiri, we are not getting a shark tank and having them perform the macarena." "Why not?!"

Day two of trying to get laid: Failure.

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Friday was a new day and a new chance. The kids were having a sleepover at the Todoroki's, so that meant the two of them were going to be alone till Sunday. Katsuki didn't fail three days in a row. It just wasn't done. 

He parked his car but was confused when he didn't see yours. It was four, you should've been home by now. As he walked into the house and took off his shoes, he noticed how quiet the house was. He grabbed his phone and pulled up your messages.

Hubby 💍
Hey, where are you?

Wifey 💘
Staff meeting 😴
I'm gonna be home later baby 😌

Hubby 💍
Okay, see you soon

Katsuki sighed as he walked up the steps. After a shower and a nap hopefully, you'd be home and he would still be able to fuck. But that wasn't the case, though, because he saw how tired you were when you came home.

"Hey, baby." You softly smiled as you put your bags down and sighed. Katsuki got out of bed gently grabbed you, kissing your forehead and letting you rest on his shoulder. "I swear, you'd think the end of the year would be easier."

Katsuki just nodded while rubbing your back. "Want me to run you a bath?" "Dear god yes. My feet are killing me." He lightly chuckled before going into the bathroom. Yeah, he'd let you rest for the night. He could tell you needed it.

Day three of trying to get laid: Failure.

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Four days. Katsuki was trying to get laid now for the fourth time. He let you sleep in, made you breakfast, let you sleep again, and by the time he finished his workout you were sitting at the table grading papers. You looked adorable as you bit your lip and typed in grades.

Katsuki hadn't noticed he was staring though. You looked up at him, his red eyes staring back at you. "Hey... Did you want something?" You asked as you grabbed another paper. "Come here?" It came off as more of a question as Katsuki held his arms out.

You gave a smile as you got up and walked over to him. He pulled you into a hug, but it threw you off when his lips connected with yours. Katuki was happy when you kissed back, hoping that finally, he would get some. But before he could do anything further you pulled away from him.

"Okay handsome, I gotta get back to work." You kissed his cheek before sitting back down. Katsuki's mouth was slightly agape as he looked at you. The way you went back to work just like that was a downer, but also a slight turn-on. But he could tell you were busy, so he wasn't going to bother you.

Day four of trying to get laid: Failure.

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"Kat. Wake up, baby." Katsuki's eyes blinked open, and he was happy it was to the sight of you. "Good morning." Katsuki yawned rubbing his eyes. He turned to look at the clock and realizing it was nine made him want to go back to sleep.

His head fell into the pillows as he yawned again. "Shouto said he'd be nice and take the kids to moms." Katsuki just grumbled in response, not fully awake yet. He needed some coffee before he could fully comprehend what was happening.

He felt you slightly laying on his back as you rubbed his arm. Katsuki turned his head so he could partially see you, and you smiled before kissing his neck. What Katsuki hadn't expected was you licking from his neck to his ear, biting the lobe afterward.

You gave an innocent look as Katsuki quickly flipped around to look at you. "I know you usually need coffee to wake up, but maybe you're not too tired to help me out with something." Katsuki's eyes got wide as you bit your lip. "Oh fuck I've been waiting for this." 

You laughed as Katsuki pushed the covers off the both of you and pulled his shirt off. He grabbed you and pulled you in for a kiss. Katsuki could now follow out his initial plan. He kissed you till you had to pull away, slapped your ass, and started to take your clothes off.

Day five of trying to get laid: Success.