You were clearly baffled by what your husband just said. While shower sex seemed nice, your daughter had literally just walked in on you. Thankfully she didn't see anything, but it was still a close call.
"I can see the worry on ya face. But'm don't worry. I'll make sure we're extra quiet sugar pie hunny bunch." He kissed your nose, and before you could protest he pulled you into the bathroom. This was one of those times you were happy your room had its own bathroom.
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He closed and locked the door behind you, and you had to move out of his way as he stumbled to the sink. "Am I always this red?" He asked as he looked at you from the mirror. "No, you're drunk and horny." "Oh that makes sense. My wife is so fuckin smart."
His hands went to the bottom of his shirt, and he started you pull it off. Only for it to get stuck on his head. "Baaaaabe." He whined as he attempted to free himself. You just laughed while pulling the shirt over his head. "Thank you baby." He smiled before reaching for your shirt. "It's yur turn now." Katsuki was able to pull the shirt off of you without getting it stuck. That's when he realized you didn't gave on a bra.
"You'kno you got like prefect tits right?" You snickered at Katsuki as he just looked down at you. "I'm serious babe. Yer so fuckin hot. Ya look like a pixar mom." You had to cover your mouth so you didn't laugh too loud. Drunk Katsuki always said the weirdest shit. "You did not just compare me to a pixar mom." "Ya look exactly like one though. Actually even better. Mrs. Incredible ain't got shit on my wife."
There's only so much laughter one person can hold in. Katsuki thought he was being smooth, but in honestly you were going to cry of laughter if he kept talking. You opened the shower door, turning it on and moving your arm before the water hit.
When you turned back around, Katsuki wad attempting to take his belt off and grumbling under his breath. You let out a soft sigh before going to help him. You unbuckled his belt, and he was able to pull his pants down. "We're boxer buddies." He said as he pointed between the two of you. You let out a snicker before feeling the water again to see if it's warm enough.
"Here. Is it good?" You grabbed his hand and pulled it into the water and he nodded. "Ya gonna get naked now or what?" You gave him a blank look, but took off the boxers anyway. He took off his along with his socks and you both stepped into the shower.
The water was warm against your skin. Even if you'd already taken a shower today, a second one wouldn't hurt. Especially since a certain blonde behind you put his hands on your waist and started to kiss on your neck. God he was impatient. But drunk Katsuki was a lot more daring than sober Katsuki.
His right hand slid down your body, finding your clit and starting to rub it. A soft moan left your mouth as he bit down on your neck and his other hand grabbed your breast. His middle and ring finger moved to your folds and slid inside of you.
Thank god you had a loud shower, because Katsuki had you moaning out from his actions. His fingers sped up inside of you as he licked the hickeys he left on your skin. "God your so fuckin' hot." He groaned in your ear as he fingered you.
After a couple more thrusts he pulled his fingers out of you and put them in his mouth. Once he was done sucking your juices off he placed his hands on your hips. You both moaned out as he pushed in.
Usually, he'd wait for you to adjust, but instead, he slapped your ass and started to thrust in out of you. You had to put both your hands on the wall to hold yourself up. The water hit your lower back as Katsuki's hips slammed against you. A large hand reached up and grabbed your bun, pulling you back and making your back arch.
Even in his drunken state Katsuki could dirty talk like a madman. He got a lot more risky with his words, but he never said anything that was hurtful or something too off the wall. "Fuck, you're so good on my cock babe. Such a good fuckin' slut for daddy." His pace got quicker with his words, the grip on your hair and waist not giving way.
It took a couple more thrusts until you came. Your legs shook and Katsuki let your hair go to put his hand on the wall next to yours and keep you held up. He didn't stop fucking you, the sound of skin slapping and moans increasing as Katsuki's pace got sporadic.
Eventually he pulled out, his hands lightly jittery as he cummed on your ass and watched as the water washed it away. You both panted, and Katsuki let out soft chuckle. "Damn, even when I'm drunk I can still pull out." He gave a playfully hard slap to your ass and mentally praised himself. You stood up, legs wobbly but still able to stand. When you turned around Katsuki grabbed your face and kissed you. You kissed back, your hands going to his chest and feeling the warm wet skin of his body.
After a couple of seconds the kiss broke and you took a normal shower. You had to help Katsuki get dressed, but you both ended up in bed with you laying on his chest. "See? Told ya the kids would be fine." "You never said that Katsuki." "Yah but there fine so its still fine babe." You just playfully chuckled as Katsuki buried his face into your neck and spooned you. He fell asleep first, and you followed right after.
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Katsuki had a splitting headache when he woke up. He was gonna kick IcyHot's ass for making him drink. He sat up, realizing you were gone. Before he could even call out for you the sound of keys and the floor door closing caught his ear. The sound of movement went upstairs and came up into their door until your face popped in.
"Why hello sleepy head." You smiled at him, holding up a bag of food. "I got us breakfast on my way back home." Katsuki just nodded before turning to look at the nightstand. His crimson eyes saw the medicine and cup of water on it. He quickly took them, wanting to make the headache go away.
You sat on the bed, grabbing a container out the bag and turning to look at your husband. He looked like a big baby with his brows fumbled and lips with a slight pout. "Aww, I know you don't feel good. But at least be proud you actually got me to have sex last night." That made Katsuki's eyes widen as he looked at you.
"We had sex last night?" "Yeah. You don't remember?" A shake of his head gave his answer, making you laugh. "I'm surprised you don't remember. It was wild. We did it in the bathroom. Before it happened you said I looked like a pixar mom, and I quote "Mrs. Incredible ain't got shit on my wife." and then we had sex. Afterward, you were proud you pulled out and said "Damn, even when I'm drunk I can still pull out." then slapped my ass. Afterward, we went to sleep, and here we are now."
Katsuki's face went into his hands as he laughed at his actions. "What the fuck is wrong with me?" You just shrugged while handing him his food. "Who knows, but let's see how hungover Katsuki holds up." You both looked at each other, Katsuki's eyes wide again. "What? You thought we were just gonna skip today because you're hungover? I didn't wake up and take the kids to your parents for nothing."
Katsuki was never going to get rid of his headache.
