5205: *Touches an Author with a long stick* Are you dead bro?
Author: *Grabs the stick and snaps it in half* Why are you trying to annoy me in my own universe? I have visited yours just two hours ago!
5205: Maybe because it has been over two months since the last time you did the Ask?
Author: Wait... Two months?
5205: You really have to make the updates more regularly. Check how many questions do you have.
Author: *Checks the phone* 21 pictures of questions... Wattpad's limit is 20 per chapter, how am I supposed to do this?!
5205: Just divide it into two parts.
Author: Two months of inactivity under this... Open the portal 5205, we have to make this.
5205: *Open the portal and gets through with the Author*
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035: Absolutely n...
Author: Absolutely yes.
035: What?! Author, you cannot answer the question which is for us!
Author: 035 look. I know that you and 049 are not together, but...
035: But 049 has a wife already, while I have a crush on somebody else, so the answer is no. *Leaves to room*
049: ... If that makes you happy, then feel free to ship us, I am already used to it. Just don't say it near 035, or it will annoy him.
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682-1: I know, some humans really want the best for the world, especially kids. But they are rare, because everyone cares about money.
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FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...
