Author: Alright, we survived April, it is time for May.
5205: Wait, you have 2020 year in your universe, am I correct?
Author: Yea... And we have this stupid coronavirus.
5205: But... You mean the first version also known as Covid-19-1, which got cured, or the second one, that started in May and killed 20% of world population?
Author: ... You are joking, aren't you?
5205: No, this happened in this universe, so there is a chance, that it will happen in yours too.
Author: ... Whatever, lets start with questions from iamPESTILENCE
682-1: *Starts smiling*
Author: It will be better if we stay quiet for this question. 682-1 is waiting for an opportunity to start another fight.
682-1: Oh c'mon I need a reason to start a fight! And different music taste is a great reason.
Author: Just no.
953: ... Why?
Author: Thank you heavens, I am free for one day!
682-1: I did that already. He tried to erase me, but failed.
5205: And what is that? *Checks lyrics* I have my own reasons to believe, that you hate me, but that's ok.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby sharkMommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mommy sharkDaddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Daddy sharkGrandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandma sharkGrandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandpa sharkLet's go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let's go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let's go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let's go huntRun away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Run away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Run away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Run awaySafe at last, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Safe at last, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Safe at last, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Safe at last
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