Bright: *Is tied to a chair* Somebody help me!
Author: What did he do this time?
953: This time nothing, I just love to torture him, because he is a furry.
Bright: I simply love MalO, is this something bad?!
Author: I have to agree, he really loves her. Release him.
953: ... Fine. *Releases Bright*
Bright: Finally...
Author: Anyway, lets start with questions from iamPESTILENCE
Bright: It won't work, sorry. His robotic body is made from titanium, I won't destroy him with that.
049: Uhm... *Puts Clef's book in a paper shredder*
Clef: ... Whatever, I still have a copy of this book.
999: But why? What did I do to you?
106: *Immidiately goes through the portal*
682-1: *Gets teleported* Heh, I can easily smell him, that's not a problem for me.
Sirenhead: *Starts shaking*
682-1: Heh, I found you! *Attacks him*
*Back to the Ask room*
5205: Well, she cannot say anything, so I will tell you her thoughts. One, she doesn't want to share details of that, and two, she uses her legs.
166: I am Clef's daughter, yes, but 173 is not my mother.
953: Uhm, thanks, but there is a little problem. █████ is not a girl.
Author: Yea, I am a man, but I have to say, this puppet looks cute.
035: I don't know, and no, you can't kill them, even if she loves them more than me.
Simon: He annoys me every single time.
049-J: I-I don't know, maybe I should change something... I didn't know that he hates me...
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FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...