Author: 999 will hate you for that Bright.
Bright: I just want to see his reaction.
953: I agree with Author, he won't forgive you.
Bright: If you don't want to participate, then I won't force you, I will do it alone. Hey, 053!
053: Yes?
Bright: Could you go to 999 and tell him that? *Whispers*
053: But I don't have it...
Bright: *Shows a box* Now you do. Can you do it for me?
053: *Excited* Of course! *Goes to 999*
Author: Welp, you are dead Bright.
053: Hey, 999!
999: Yes?
053: Can I show you my small pussy?
999: What?!
053: Please.
999: Uhm, no.
053: Oh please, she is so small.
999: ...
053: I will take it as a yes. *Opens the box and shows a small cat*
999: ... Thank you 343, thank you so much! *Pets the cat*
053: I told you that she is cute.
999: Yea, but I need to tell 5205 something.
5205: *Comes with Bright's head* It is not necesarry, I already know about everything. Lets start this Ask with questions from Gevon5566600
5205: ... *Opens mmd and fixes everything* Sometimes I really hate humanity. And about the second question, negotiations lasted four years to create the best treaty for everyone. And second of all, Russia was one of first countries to propose unification.
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