076: *Holds 953 in his arms* Just tell us, and I will release you.
953: No! Never!
5205: Jeez, what is happening here?
Author: 076 decided that he will force 953 to tell us, who is her crush.
953: And he failed in every possible way! I will never tell that!
Author: Release her. It is pointless.
076: Why?
Author: Because if a woman doesn't want to say something, then there is no way to make her tell that.
076: Ugh, fine! *Releases her* There.
953: Finally. Thanks author.
Author: You are welcome, I guess.
106: I don't want to be rude, but shouldn't we start Ask already?
Author: Yea, you are right. Lets begin with questions from SarcasmQueen247.
999: M&Ms!
Bright: Uhm, not really. I wanted to talk with them about that long time ago, but John never had time and wasn't interested in that, and Clef would kill me few times, if I said something about his daughter - SCP-166. So no, we don't.
Author: Hard question. In this facility, nobody, but in total, I think that there is a certain SCP, that would cause giant problems if information about him leaked to the public.
Bright: You mean SCP-1055?
Author: God damnit Bright, you are an idiot... *Takes a pan*.
Bright: Uhh...
Author: It is a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
Bright: No, I am sorry, 5205 can reverse that and nobody will remember!
5205: *Gives popcorn to everyone* Lets watch this.
Author: On days like these, idiots like you...
Bright: *Starts running*
Author: Should be begging for mercy! *Runs after Bright*
5205: Well, I wish Bright the best of luck. I will take the command of this ask then for some time, until Author comes back. Another set of questions from Gevon5566600
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FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...