Author: Alright, it should be safe now, we can return to your universe 953.
953: I hope that 5205 fixed that situation.
Author: *Opens portal* We will see. Lets go.
Author and 953: *Go through the portal*
Author: ... What, the fuck, happened here?!
035: *Hides in a corner*
049: *Heals 166*
106: *Lies unconscious on the floor*
682: *Hides in another corner, he is 99% smaller than he used to be and points at 5205* H-H-He is... a...
Author: He is what?
682: A psycopath!
Author: And says that the person that caused all of that. 5205, what happened here?
5205: In short words, I didn't want to interfere, but after 682 stood with his leg on Lucy and crashed her bones and I had to heal her, I got angry and kicked their asses.
Author: And because of that 682 is so small and scared?
5205: I used my demonic form.
Author: That explains everything. Lets start with questions from randomest_man_alive
682: No! In this form I am too weak! I could defeat Florida Man, Queen Elizabeth and experiment 628, but Chuck Norris is way too strong! He is the real SCP-048! 048 is not a cursed number, it is a fake information!
5205: Wow, I didn't know that I hit him that hard. Just to clarify, 048 is a cursed number.
049: Alright.
*Time skip*
049: *Hits the table* Stupid snake!
5205: Lets leave him here, and go to the next set of questions.
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