𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝| 𝙹𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗

..[1]..

Chan and Minho sat down at the back of the church dreading every moment of this stupid wedding.

They had better things they could be doing besides watch a couple confess their love to each other for the nth time.

Sitting in the uncomfortable chairs of the church they looked around at all of the statues of God they displayed.

"Why couldn't they have the wedding some where fun where we could get fucked up?" Chand friend asked from beside him.

Chan made his response known by chuckling a bit. He'd rather be somewhere else as well.

"I mean, we could totally bring alcohol here but if we did and actually got drunk at a church wedding, I would feel... Guilty..?"

"If you felt guilty for drinking inside of a stupid fucking building with stuck up rich kids who probably spend their time singing hymns then partying then you're insane" Chan rolled his eyes and looked at Minho beside him.

Minhos obnoxious laugh rang throughout the church and a few old people looked at them with annoyed looks. Of course neither of them cared and continued bad mouthing the church kids.

"You really think they spend time singing church hymns in their free time? Don't they have a thing like youth group where they make dumbass crafts that say shit like " I love Jesus and Jesus loves me"" Minho made his voice sound girly at the end to mock the little kids.

Chan turned and sacked minhos arm "yah! Have some respect!"

Minho turned and looked at his friend with a confused look.

"I'm sure half of these guys have deeper voices than you, bitch"

Minho basically tackled Chan on the seat and they both started laughing at the stupid jokes they were making.

After a few minutes of disapproving looks from the church elders and loud laughs from both boys, a piano began playing and the church began to quiet down signaling the beginning of the wedding.

The boys took that as a sign not to get kicked out and began paying attention... Kind of.

Every now and again, Minho would whisper in his ear and make fun of some dorky looking couple.

As time went on, Chan got more bored and began wiggling his foot anxiously.

Fuck nicotine addiction gets you bad sometimes..

Minho turned to Chan and smacked his thigh the sound ringing throughout the church causing everyone to stop what they were doing and look at the two boys making a ruckus. Chan was covering his face while laughing his ass off and Minho was slightly bowing at a few people bidding both of their apologies trying to hold in his giggles as well.

Chan finally began to calm down and turned to his friend with laughter still gleaming in his eyes

"what the fuck was that for?"

"Stop wiggling your leg! You're moving the whole bench!" Minho whisper yelled back at his giggly friend.

"It's not my fault you got me addicted to smoking!"

Which wasn't entirely the truth. Minho and Chan had spent the night at one of their friends house, Changbin, and he'd recently bought a vape that he wanted them to try. Originally, they'd been told that there wasn't any nicotine in the pods so they went through 2 in one night. The sleep overs became more apparent because Chan honestly just wanted to get hits from the vape and the rest is history.

"You dumb-"

Minho was cut off by a middle aged woman clearing her throat at the two.

"... Sorry" Chan said softly and gave her a respectful bow, turning his attention back to the ceremony.

It wasn't even a few moments later that Minho leaned back over to Chan to whisper something in his ear.

"I swear to God Minho if this isn't important I'm letting you get beat with that woman's cane in place of me"

Minho laughed at that comment causing everyone's attention to be on them yet again. They paused for a second, pretending like they were doing nothing and watching the wedding.

It almost seemed like hours went by before they exchanged rings and kissed each other and were announced husband and wife. A few announcements were made for the people who were now proceeding to the after party but the two boys ignored that. they already had plans with changbin.

Everyone stood and began rushing out of the doors at the mentions of food and alcohol but the two boys stayed where they were to avoid getting trampled by old people.

When the coast was clear, Chan nudged Minho to move but he stayed where he was standing and focused his attention on the church choir.

"Minho what are you doing? Move your ass" Chan said in a frustrated voice, needing a cigarette rather sooner than later.

"Thirty bucks says you can play that boy better than he plays that piano"

The blonde looked over to the said piano and saw a rather young looking boy focusing on the display of notes in front of his vision. His soft brown eyes followed each measure as it passed and his soft looking lips were caught between his braced teeth in concentration. His brown hair was perfectly styled and brushed away from his forehead revealing perfectly fair skin that had no blemishes and was unmistakably perfect.

"Oh please, that kid? He'd probably try to preach some stupid religious shit to me about the way I look and how I need to change the second I breathed near him" Chan scoffed

Minho giggled a bit and pointed at another rather innocent looking boy who this time was in the choir.

"I'll go for him if you go for the piano boy"

Chan hummed in thought as he watched the boys fingers fly across the keys in a rhythmic beat. He decided he didn't have anything to lose and thirty bucks was thirty bucks so who cares.

"Fine. But make it fifty if I can get him to sleep with me"