octavia: so y'all know how awhile back, I talked about that dude lincoln?
raven: oh yeaaa
echo: it's been a minute
octavia: welllll
octavia: this bitch finally got a date w him
melissa: OMFG
melissa: YES BITCH
lexa: did you ever get his last name?
octavia: ye, forester
lexa: yea, that's my cousin
octavia: small world
octavia: anything I should know?
lexa: he's a pretty good guy, isnt an absolute dick, and is in art school
octavia: I knew he was an art school. he showed me some of his work and he's so fucking talented
lexa: ik, I'm jealous that he got the artistic talent
luna: at least you got the political talent
lexa: I'm pretty sure intrest in politics isn't a talent
hope: well it does take guts and a strong mind to actually want to be a lawyer
lexa: I cant tell if I'm being complimented or not
hope: take it however you want
lexa: that reminds me, I have homework. I've been slacking lately
echo: GASP
echo: THE LEXA JASMIN WOODS SLACKING IN SCHOOL?????
echo: SUCH A THING HAS NEVER BEEN DONE
lexa: ha ha. so funny. I'm dying of laughter
lexa: a true comedic genius
lexa: no, I've just had other things on my mind than school
raven: like klorky?
lexa: you do realise that shes in this chat right?
raven: absolutely
lexa: for your information, yes
lexa: also my uncle. he's been having some money issues lately
echo: why didnt you tell me? I'd gladly help him out
lexa: he doesnt want any help. doesnt want to feel like a charity case
echo: he's always been like that
lexa: yea, that's why I snuck some extra cash into his wallet
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lexa: MELLLL
lexa: MELISSAAAAA
lexa: KATIEEEEEE
katie: wha-
melissa: what is it young one
lexa: supercorp
lexa: I need to know
lexa: will supercorp happen this season?
melissa: ...
melissa: I cannot hand out that information
lexa: katieeeee
katie: stuff happens
lexa:
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lexa: thank you oh wise one
katie: 😌
lexa: you dont even understand
lexa: I NEED them to happen
clarke: she forced me to watch every supercorp edit she could find
lexa: you sound like you didnt enjoy it
clarke: it was cute watching you enjoy it
lexa: 😳
lexa: anygays,
lexa: I will fall apart if they dont happen. I'm hanging on by a thread, I will rampage the streets, threaten the writers, sue the cw, burn down a building
lexa: I will do whatever it takes for the greatest slow burn lesbian romance in history
katie: this is why you're my favorite
melissa: I will gladly rampage the streets with you
lexa: good, tell that to the writers
katie: gladly
lexa: now, on to other business, clarke has an announcement
clarke: I get to go home next week bitches
melissa: OH FUCK YEAAA
katie: I'm so happy for you. ik the hospital sucks
clarke: I'm tired of being stuck there. it's not like I can just walk out
clarke: heh, amputation humor
katie: idk if I'm allowed to laugh over that
clarke: you can laugh
clarke: I'm trying to make this situation less sucky so what better way then to turn your trauma into humor?
lexa: trauma humor is the best humor
clarke: exfuckingactly
melissa: seamechanic must be fucking rn, they're usually here
