lexa obsessing over fictional characters
lexa: I'm stealing your phone the next time you come over raven
raven: you wouldn't dare
clarke: you guys are children
clarke: raven change the chat name so lexa can come over and cuddle me instead of sitting in the kitchen to talk to you
clarke: and lexa, get your ass over here or I'm kicking you out of bed again
raven: wha-
lexa: but-
lexa: fine
raven: ha, bottom
clarke: raven
raven: ok fine
raven changed the chat name to 'a bunch of gay bitches and octavia'
clarke: thank you
octavia: hey!
raven: well it's TRUE
octavia: doesn't mean it doesnt hurt
raven: what? you wanna be gay?
octavia: kissing men is so boring. beards are fucking disgusting too
octavia: women have such soft faces and kissable lips
lexa: you're sounding a little gay, o
octavia: watch me go into another sexuality crisis
lexa: it happens
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the next day
raven: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MOTHERFUCKERRSSSSS🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
luna: it's too early
raven: it's never too early for gay shit
clarke: at least you've gotten sleep, lun
clarke: lexa has had me up since 7
raven: 😏
clarke: not like that bitch
clarke: she insisted we do my morning exercises before she had to go talk to her professer🙄
echo: I do not miss being her roomate just for the fact that she would always get me up at the ass crack of dawn to run
lexa: y'all know I'm here right?
echo: ok, and?
lexa: just for that I'm not giving you any of my pride month muffins I made
melissa: I heard muffins
katie: of course you come to the chat when you hear food is involved
melissa: shush
melissa: show us the muffins
lexa:
