The Big Gay Theory
Raven: so let me get this gay...
Octavia: op
Raven: all of us have gone on dates w people....
Echo: besides me, im too scared to text anya
Raven: besides Echo, you poor child...
Raven: and we haven't talked about our dates...
Raven: WAHT THE FAWK
Lexa: I'm a private person. unlike y'all, I dont feel the need to share everything with the world
Octavia: technically my date is tmr night so....
Katie: Mel and I are already together. I mean I can tell yall how our last date went but its not some crazy new thing
Clarke: I just know yall are gonna freak out if I tell you
Luna: I've been on several dates. they were quite nice
Raven: thank you luna. the one person who wants to tell me
Raven: y'all are so mean istg
Lexa: imma go now
Clarke: wait whY??
Melissa: gayyyyyyyyy
Clarke: go fuck yourself.
Melissa: I'd rather fuck Katie but ok
Echo: pffttt
Lexa: I'm just gonna say it....
Clarke: o
Clarke & Lexa
Lexa: go on a date w me this thursday
Clarke: really?
Lexa: yea
Clarke: alright, what time?
Lexa: around 6. I'll pick you up
Clarke: ok
The Big Gay Theory
Echo: NO FUCK YOU
Melissa: NO FUCK YOU, YOU GAY BITCH
Echo: BITCH, I KNOW IM GAY AND A BITCH. FUCK OFF
Lexa: what
Clarke: the
Lexa: fawk
Luna: they're fighting over whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not
Lexa: well clearly it is
Clarke: i-
Lexa: oh no
Lexa: nonono
Clarke: its not a sandwich
Echo: SEE IM RIGHT, YOU BITCH
Melissa: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KLORK
Lexa: its bread,meat, sauce, and other things, like pickles and onions. that's a sandwich. you can even put cheese on it.
Clarke: but its in a different category on the food scale. ITS NOT A FLIPPING SANDWICH
Lexa: YES IT IS
Clarke: FUCK YOU
Lexa: FUCK ME YOURSELF, YOU COWARD
Clarke: 😳
Lexa: who's the bottom now?
Echo: still you
Melissa: ^^^
Raven: ^^^^^
Octavia: ^^^^^^^
Luna: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Clarke: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Lexa: -_-
Peace out, suckers✌
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