The Big Gay Theory
raven: klork
raven: klork
raven: clarke
raven: CLARKEYYYY
raven: where the hell is she??
luna: guys
echo: sup
melissa: where's my baby bisexual?
katie: good morning
octavia: why are yall so loud?
lexa: its 12 at noon. how are yall just getting up?
raven: some of us don't enjoy running at 5 in the fucking morning
lexa: that's fair
lexa: why were you calling for clarke?
raven: why do you care?
lexa: why do you care that I care?
raven: why do you care that i care that you care?
luna: GUYS
octavia: oh shit
luna: you all need to come to the hospital
katie: what's wrong?
raven: are you alright?
luna: I'm fine
luna: its clarke
luna: she was hit by a car
melissa: holy shit
lexa: which hospital?
luna: Arcadia Grace
lexa: im omw
echo: hold on bitch, dont just fucking run out the door
echo: WHERE ARE MY SHOES???
lexa: ON YOUR FUCKING FEET
echo: ....there was no need to shout..
katie: I'm here, where are you luna?
luna: the waiting room upstairs
octavia: I caught a ride w raven, we're on the way now
lexa: is her family here?
luna: yea, they're all here. they called me
lexa: FUCK
raven: what's wrong?
lexa: this bitch stole my parking space
echo: "FUCK YOU TOO, MY GIRLFRIEND IS HURT" -lexa
echo: this is a bad time, but holy shit
octavia: a very bad time, but I agree
octavia: clarke, istfg, i will kill you if you die
luna: is everyone here? I went to talk to abby
luna: shes in surgery
luna: they say that it wasn't an accident
lexa: the hell do you mean??
luna: it was intentional is what they're saying
raven: who would want to hurt clarke?
melissa: I'll kill them
lexa:...
lexa: I think I know
lexa: I need to make a few calls. keep me updated or so help me god
octavia:....
octavia: she's scary...
echo: yEp
um so yea
that happened..
*cough cough*
uh
sorry
but I needed some ✨spice✨
and ..
uh ..
so..
yea....
Peace out, suckers✌
