lexa obsessing over fictional characters
lexa: are you ever gonna change that name?
raven: no
lexa:
raven: 😁
lexa: I have to go pick up clarke from the hospital, you better have the chat fixed when I'm back
raven: oh I'm so scared
lexa: 🙄
operation: surprise klorky
lexa: is everything almost ready?
echo: yep
luna: I'm almost to the apartment, I had to do a thing
raven: I'm the thing
lexa: god
echo: god isnt in this chat
lexa: we're almost there so hurry the fuck up
raven: did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?
octavia: dont worry lexa, we got this
lexa: sorry, I'm just stressed. I dont want clarke to be in anymore pain
octavia: everything's gonna be fine. she'll love the suprise
raven: especially since she gets to stay at lexa's house
lexa: we're pulling up now
raven: like how you'll be pulling up on her ass tonight?
lexa: I can snap your neck
raven: you love me too much
lexa: not really
Lexa stopped the car and pulled the key out before turning to Clarke. "We truly are Uhaul lesbians.", Lexa smirked, leaning her arm against the head rest, she kissed Clarke lightly and let her forehead rest on the blonde's. "Together three weeks and already shacking up."
"Thank the gay gods your apartment didn't have an elevator."
"Yeah, I'm just excited to spend more time with Picasso." Lexa faked offence and rested her hand to her heart and gasped dramatically. "Clarke Griffin, I thought you cared for me. But alas, you like my dog more." The girl chuckled and grabbed Lexa's hands to her lips to kiss her knuckles gently. Lexa melted at the action.
"Alright drama queen, go get my wheelchair."
one day later
lexa obsessing over fictional characters
raven: so klorky, hows living w the simp?
clarke: I wouldn't call picasso a simp but I love him so much. he's a good cuddler
lexa: wow
lexa: here I thought you had feelings for me
lexa: next you're gonna say you're only my girlfriend for my dog
echo: wha-
luna: bitch, did you just-
octavia: CLEXA BITCHES
katie: I knew it
melissa: nice dude
hope: idk y'all very well but good for you
raven: OMFG JOLY SHIT
raven: YESSS
raven: MY SHIPP
raven: I KNEW THOSE CUDDLES DURING THE WELCOME HOME PARTY WERENT JUST CUZ KLORK WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
clarke: ...
lexa: I'm just gonna go....
lexa: whoops
clarke & lexa
lexa: sorry?
lexa: are you mad?
clarke: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
lexa: you sound like my mom
clarke: that was the point
lexa: 🥺
clarke: nah, I'm not mad, it was bound to happen at some point
clarke: you just couldn't keep your gay little mouth shut
lexa: I can do a lot of other things w my little gay mouth😏
clarke: dont tempt me woods🙄
lexa: you sure you dont want me to do anything w my little gay mouth?
clarke: I can run over your toe w my wheelchair
lexa: you've already done that 5 times. I'm wearing steel toe boots around you till you're able to get a prosthetic leg
clarke: wimp
lexa: bottom
clarke: I can make you sleep on the couch
clarke: I'll have the bed all to myself and cuddle picasso
lexa: you wouldn't dare🥺🥺
clarke: ha, bottom
lexa: ....
I was gonna write more to the party they had but I didnt feel like it so theres some clexa banter for y'all
peace out, suckers✌
