Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Bonding

Request from The_King_of_Ravens on Ao3

Janus and Virgil don't always fight or hiss at each other, they have moments where they agree with each other.

**Styles**

"Should I add spikes to my outfit?" Virgil asked, "it might add to my dark look."

Janus was digging through his closet. He was throwing random clothes in the air as he was searching for something.

"Nah, it would make you look more punk. You should add chains to keep the emo look," He held up some yellow fishnet gloves, "should I switch to these gloves or it seems too Remus-like?"

"More like too Remy-like and they would tear all the time due to your scales growing"

"Good point."

**WTF Remus**

"I don't care how popular you are on Tumblr, keep Remus off of it."

Janus had to start hiding all of the straws after the recent video.

"Yeah, he gets the weirdest ideas. Yesterday he was attempting to suck up Ramen with a straw."

"Eww, last time I asked him why. He told me it helps his blow job skills."

Virgil spat out his coffee at that last part.

**Hissing**

"We cannot watch these shows right now, Patton will have nightmares," Logan said while trying to pick a show for all the sides to watch.

Janus and Virgil started hissing at Logan.

"Great, now there are two of them," Roman said after groaning.

A third hissing sound joined followed by a fourth hiss. Logan and Roman turned towards the new sounds. Remus and Patton had balloons and they were slowly letting out the air.

**Relaxing like a cat**

It was a nice quiet day and two sides were napping. One was on top of the couch and the other was in front of the window.

"I guess we are surrounded by pussies," Remy said before sipping his starbies.

"If you mean pussycats, then yes," Logan said before attempting to pick up Virgil.

Remy just put a blanket over the sleeping snake. They started giggling at the unnatural stretch Virgil was doing. Logan let go and he just relaxed in the same position as before.

"Yep, they are cats."

**Mismatched eyes**

"Whenever I use too much of my abilities my eyes change to purple and green."

"Whenever my abilities go overboard, both eyes go snakelike."

The two sides started laughing at the changing eyes. Then Remus showed up out of nowhere.

"My eyes change to green whenever I am not horny."

"We have never seen your eyes change colors before."

"Exactly!"

The other two sides moved away from the green side.