**Remus's POV**
I was bored and a few other things. So I wanted to see my fellow dark side.
"It's me!" I shouted as I slammed the door wide open.
Deceit froze with his head almost in a shirt. I finally got a view of that sexy chest that he is always hiding. The scales on his chest was lighter than the ones on his face. From what I know of researching snakes, those would be softer than his face scales. It is not like I look at pictures of snakes and think of Deceit touching me.
"Get out of my room!" He quickly covered his chest and dropped the shirt.
"What? Miss this sexy view?" I said as I closed the door and walked towards him.
He looked scared and I knew to be careful. I could see the long fangs sticking out. I slowly walk towards him and he backed away.
"You mean scaly not sexy." He waved his hand over his lean body and I licked my lips. "Ugly monstrous scales are not sexy."
"There is a whole section of the internet that will prove you wrong."
I got closer and closer until I was able to touch his chest. They were soft and he started to shiver as I moved my hands to touch all of his chest.
"Stop please." He was turning red and the blush spread down a bit. "I'm not used to this."
I had a big smirk on my face.
"Better get used to it because this cowboy wants your snake up his ass."
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Daily Life of a Danger Noodle
RandomRandom One shots featuring Deceit Sanders. Thank you Thomas Sanders for making great characters. Requests are always open!! All the chapter pics come from Pinterest so I have no clue who makes such wonderful artwork