Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Bunch of Drunks **spoilers**

Virgil, Logan, Remus, and Deceit decided to buy a ton of alcohol to drink. Most were not big fans of the newest episode, Remus just wanted an excuse to drink.

"They treat me like I'm a declawed kitten." Virgil mumbled while finishing his third glass.

"At least you are in the video! I was in it only because Roman stole my hat."

"Just because I was caught once in my pjs, they tried to get me into it again. I'm not a joke for them to use."

Logan opened a bottle and chugged it halfway down. Remus was cheering as he was doing it. They continued until they couldn't see gay at all.

Remy and Emile picked up the sauced snake and brought him to their room. Logan, picked up the Fallen Over Boy and got ready to leave.

"How are you sober?" Remus asked as he was trying to tie his pants to the staircase.

"By understanding the chemical compound of the alcohol, I can sober up fast."

Remus grabbed another bottle and chugged it down. Virgil was giggling while curled up in Logan's arms. Logan had to stop Virgil from doing something that he would regret later. They ducked out and left Remus alone.

Roman walked into the living room and was questioning all of the clothes tied everywhere.

"Remus, why did you tie your clothes?"

"I sleep in the buff!"

He fell on the floor and Roman summoned a blanket to cover him.

**The Next Morning**

Three out of the four drinking sides were feeling terrible. Logan decided to be loud and talkative for once. Virgil was glaring at his boyfriend. The rest of the sides helped make a large breakfast.

"Dee, you are looking really pale. You should eat something." Emile said as he put a large plate in front of Deceit.

"The bacon is nice and extra greasy today." Remy said while eating the bacon.

The grease smell got to the hungover sides. Deceit turned towards Remy and fully hissed with his fangs showing. Remy took off his sunglasses and grabbed Deceit's jaw.

"Gurl, don't hiss at me. You decided to go overboard with the booze so you pay the price."

Everyone was silent until he let go of Deceit's jaw. Remy put his glasses back on and sipped his coffee. Deceit and Emile were trying to hide their blushes.

"Remy is actually terrifying." Roman said as everyone silently agreed.

"I did not get any sleep because someone decided to drink to the point of throwing up. The danger noodle got a mild case of alcohol poisoning." Remy said right before Emile kissed his cheek.

"Cream, breathe. I don't think any of us are morning people."

Deceit was lightly poking at his food.

"Next time I think about drinking, please stop me before I go too far." Deceit mumbled before getting kisses from Remy and Emile.

Remus was using his tentacles to feed himself. Patton and Logan was trying to hide their laughter at the hangovers.