Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Turkey Day

Patton and Emile were cooking in the kitchen. Virgil was complaining about the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Logan was stuffing Virgil's face with small candy to get him to quiet down. Deceit was curled up and napping on the couch because of the cold temperatures. Remy had the camera out for the funny moments. Roman was on guard duty for the turkey.

The reason for the guard duty was simple.

"I'm going to fuck the turkey!!" Remus shouted right before getting smacked in the face with a shield.

Roman has to block Remus from going near the turkey. They were able to finish working and the table got set by Logan and Virgil.

Deceit was sitting in the middle of their table so that the heat of the turkey warmed him up. Logan and Virgil sat across the way from Deceit. Roman said on one end and Patton was on the other. Emile and Remy sat on both sides of Deceit. Remus was put on the side farthest away from the turkey.

They made a quick blessing before digging into the foods. Roman made conversation with Logan with ideas for new videos. Emile and Remy scooted their chairs closer to Deceit to help keep him warm. Virgil was praising Patton and Emile on the sweet deserts. Remus was grumbling because he couldn't fuck random food items.

To all of the American readers: I hope reading this one shot made you laugh no matter where you are. Thanksgiving is a time of family but as I learned from Supernatural, family doesn't always end in blood.

So I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, from writer to reader.