Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Adventures of The three Rs: R shorts

**Reading**

Remus was reading quietly on the sofa, everyone was terrified because he was so quiet. He was slightly smiling as he turned each page.

Some of the sides were curious on what book could tame the wild side. But no one wanted to ask to set off the insanity. Until Thomas walked by and saw him.

"That looks like a interesting cover, what are you reading?"

Remus put the book down, and gave a big smile. The cover showed a naked man in a interesting situation in a cave.

"Oh yeah! It is a lovecraftian gay erotica! This is the sixth book in the series. I just passed the part where his boyfriend decided to show his true form with all these tentacles, mouths, and eyes."

"That's interesting." Thomas only had enough words to be nice.

Emile walked by and took a glance at the cover.

"I prefer the fifth book from the author."

"That's why I told you to read that one."

Later that day, Janus was found choking Remus.

"How dare you taint my innocent flower with your stinky smut!!"

**Resting**

Roman was napping on his desk with papers everywhere. Patton cleaned up the mess and separated the ideas into neat piles.

Then, he carried Roman to bed. As he attempted to walk away, Roman pulled him close.

**Realizes**

Remus was feeling down due to Thomas not realizing his full potential. Janus found him moping around.

"Please don't start singing heathers. He does not need to know that JD was horrible because of you."

"That is perfect!! Thanks Double D."

Remus, doing this Remus style, started drinking slushies and belched out Freeze Your Brain. Literally belching it out, a few of the sides held out score cards.

"That is both beautiful and disgusting." Roman said as Remus finished.

"That sound is not going to haunt my nightmares." Janus said.

"You need me to stay balanced. How else can you be the mean beast before he gets tamed by Belle."

"He does have a point even though it sounds," card shifting noises, "kinky."