Thomas was curious, they all looked the same age as him but acted like they had ages different from each other.
"Hey guys, we have been getting a lot of questions about who is the oldest sides." Thomas said as he started up the video. "Most people think it is Patton because he is the dad of the group."
"Technically we are all the same age as you." Logan said as he fixed his glasses. "However, we gained human shape at different times."
"Roman and Logan are the oldest since they help control your left and right sides." Patton said in a fast voice. "I came into being shortly after."
"I popped up during puberty." Virgil said while shrugging.
"Remember that phase where you pretended to like girls. That's when I came into being." Deceit was the last to speak up.
"I am shocked to find out that Patton is the middle side."
"Yep, and I love my kiddos!" he tackled hugged Deceit and Virgil at the same time as he spoke.
"Don't hug me." They said together but one was lying.
"So that is the technical ages of all of my sides! See you, guys gals and nonbinary pals. Peace out!" Thomas ended the video on that note. "Deceit being the baby surprised me."
"SSSSShut up."
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Daily Life of a Danger Noodle
RandomRandom One shots featuring Deceit Sanders. Thank you Thomas Sanders for making great characters. Requests are always open!! All the chapter pics come from Pinterest so I have no clue who makes such wonderful artwork