*Sorry FANtomRuby, but this won*
Remus was on a rampage and the sides needed to figure out a way to stop him.
"Has anyone seen Deceit?" Roman asked the group. "My brother only obeys Deceit."
"There is a problem." Logan said as he fixed his glasses. "Deceit had a headache so he can't hear us. He is in my green house and soundproof headphones."
"You mean that one thing that calms down Remus is right in the major danger zone!" Virgil said in his demonic voice.
**Deceit's POV**
I woke up from my nap. I took off the headphones and heard some strange noises. I opened the door to a strange sight. There was green tentacles all over the hallway.
"Not again."
Remus has not had one of his meltdowns in a long time. It was before I realized something about my feelings for the insane side.
"Dddeeee, come to me." Remus's voice echoed in the hall and I was tempted to hide in Logan's room or run to him.
I was terrified of getting murdered but I wanted to be in his arms. I froze when I felt a slimy tentacle slide up my leg. Before I had a chance to escape, I got dragged down the hallway. My hat fell off as I attempted to dig my nails onto ground.
"Remus, do you want to watch horror movies through the ages?" I asked him when I got dragged into his room.
"No, I want to do something else with you." My heart jumped with those words.
He moved a tentacle and it put my hat on my head. Then, he stalked over to me. I tried to back away and tentacles shot out and wrapped around my arms and legs.
I turned my head so I could hide my blush using my scaled side. A finger slowly stroked my cheek and down my neck.
"Remus, stop teasing. Did you do this just to make sure we would be alone?"
"Even better," he started unbuttoning my shirt, "I forced them to the complete other side of the mindscape and I want to see if I can make them still hear you."
He leaned up close as he took off my shirt. I could feel his body heat coming off of him and I leaned towards him.
"Remus, make me scream your name."
He used the tentacles to move me towards the bed and climbed on me. His fingers danced down my chest as some of the tentacles removed the rest of the clothes. He pulled me into a kiss as every thing rubbed together. I was already moaning from all the teasing. I bit into his neck when I felt the pain.
***
The sides were still planing when a loud noise scared them. Someone was screaming 'Remus' mixed with moans loudly. Logan and Virgil covered Patton's ears.
(I found this online and now I can't unsee this story without imagining Remus looking like this the whole time. Why am I laughing at the thought?)
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Daily Life of a Danger Noodle
RandomRandom One shots featuring Deceit Sanders. Thank you Thomas Sanders for making great characters. Requests are always open!! All the chapter pics come from Pinterest so I have no clue who makes such wonderful artwork