Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Too much (DeRemuRom)

Deceit can't handle it any longer, he hated that weird habit of Remus. It tasted disgusting to kiss Remus after a few of his snacks. So he hid all of the sticks of deodorant in the house. He leaned back on the couch and smiled at his success. Until the screams of pain and horror echoed across the house.

Roman came running down and tackled Deceit.

"What did you do?" He shouted while having a worried tone in his face.

"I got tired of tasting deodorant whenever I kissed Remus, so I got rid of all of deodorant."

"I wouldn't know about kissing Remus, but I still love you after you eat eggs."

Booming laughter echoed and they ran upstairs. Remus was spraying deodorant in his mouth. He found the spray deodorant that Thomas bought but never used.

"I love you but why?" Deceit shouted at the insane side.

"It tastes good!"

Deceit started screaming and Roman was worried about both of them.

"Boa, why don't you just let him have his snacks?" Roman asked before leaning up close to Deceit. "I can give you more kisses on those days and then Remus can smother you with kisses later."

Deceit was sitting on the ground thinking.

"That is actually a good deal."

"Hear that brother!" Roman yelled. "I get more Deceit time because of you."

"No fair! I want more Dee time!"

They started fighting each other while each holding Deceit's arms. He gave an annoyed look before kissing both of their cheeks. He made a face after kissing Remus.

"Gross, the spray one made it worse. I love you both but stop fighting."

"Sorry Dee." They said together.