Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Final Round: Remy Vs Remus

My Family vs Playing with the Big Boys

Someone was picking on a few of the sides. Calling them lame, monsters, weak, and wimpy. Remy and Remus decided to team up to fight.

"I go to war with my family." Remy cracked his knuckles. "Ups and downs. Wrong or right,  this family."

"So you think you've got friends in high places. With the power to put us on the run." Remus started to smile as he tilted his head. "Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces."

"They think that we crazy." Remy pulled out brass knuckles and put them on. "They say that we crazy, can't handle it." He looked at Remus as he spoke.

"You'll know what power is when we are done, Son." He pulled out his mace and started tapping it in his hands. "You're playing with the big boys now." Remus grows his tentacles and growls at the bullies. "Playing with the big boys now."

"My back on the wall." They started fighting the bullies and Remy got pushed back. "Who I'ma call? My family."

They continued to fight and they were watching each other's backs.

"Ev'ry spell and gesture."

"We different."

"Tells you who's the best."

"We stick out."

"Stop this foolish mission."

"Wig out."

"Watch a true magician."

"Bug out."

"Give an exhibition."

"Pop out."

"Pick up your silly twig, boy."

"Hop out."

"You're playing with the big boys now!"

"Ball out." Remy gave a hard kick to the nuts. "Show out."

"You will kneel before us. Kneel to our splendorous power." Remus had one on their knees. "You put up a front. You put up a fight."

"Aye, this a party, let's not make a problem." Remy held up his hands. "Why you lookin' at me like you startin' somethin'?" One of the bullies was looking at him, up and down. "You should know it's not just me that you'd be wrongin'." Someone punched him and broke his sunglasses. "You wronged me so you better think twice."

"And just to show we feel no spite." Remy's gave a smile that stretched his face. "You can be our acolyte. But first, boy, it's time to bow." He broke the bully's legs. "Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy." He kept on breaking bones as Remy was breaking faces. "You're playing with the big boys now. Playing with the big boys. Now!"

"You shouldn't mess with me. You don't wanna mess with me. Cause if you mess with me." He held up a bully. Remus grabbed them with his tentacles. "You're messin' with my family. You shouldn't mess with me." He punched another and the body slid across the ground. "You don't wanna mess with me. Cause if you mess with me. You're messin' with my family."

They gave each other a high five as they walked away.

**Extra Scene**

Deceit and Emile was yelling at Remy for getting into a fight. He was forced to no cuddles all day.

"How come you didn't get yelled at?" Remy asked while huffing.

"I did get yelled at. Mine just was upset that I didn't let him join." Remus was munching on deodorant as he talked. "It is not my fault that you are dating a living teddy bear and the snake that turned over a new scale."

"Kiss my ass."

"Not my job."