**Slinky**
Thomas was looking for Remy because he wanted to do a short with him.
"Remy! Where are you?"
He walked into the kitchen to see if he was hugging the coffee maker again.
"Sorry, I was busy doing stuff." Remy had Deceit's hat on his head as he walked into the kitchen.
They both jumped at the sound of loud laughter followed by footsteps.
"He pushed me down the stairs!" Deceit yelled before stealing his hat back.
Virgil was on the floor laughing.
"Deceit is like a slinky!"
**Crofters**
"Okay guys this video idea was about emotions." Thomas said to Roman, Virgil, and Patton.
"Is Captain Nerd allergic to emotions because he is not here?" Roman asked.
"REMUS! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR EATING MY CROFTERS!" Logan yelled before chasing Remus out of the kitchen.
"For a guy who says he has no emotions, that is a lot of anger." Deceit said as he was eating Crofters from the jar.
"Are you going to stop Logan from attacking Remus?" Thomas asked.
"No." Everyone except Patton said it at the same time.
"An angry Logan is a scary Logan." Patton pointed out.
"Besides, Logan always stops when Remus starts begging for harder hits." Deceit pointed out.
**Itchy Snek**
Deceit decided to do a big no-no and he got caught. He was scratching the dead skin spots to the point of infection. So, Logan had to make a cone for him.
"How long does he have to wear that for?" Patton asked Logan.
"He has to wear it until the infection heals."
"How long does he have to stay tied in the chair?" Thomas asked.
"When he starts to behave like a normal side."
Deceit had a large white cone around his neck. Deceit was growling at every little sound. Remus and Virgil were laughing at him.
"Bad dog!" Virgil said while laughing.
He got a sharp kick in the back for that.
**Make it Shine**
Roman was repainting his area and Deceit was walking by.
"Achoo!" Roman sneezed and the paint splashed all over Deceit.
"Gross!" He stepped back and knocked into another bucket, this one full of glitter. "This could not get any worse."
It did get worse, the glitter and paint got stuck to his scales even after washing. Then, night came and he started glowing.
"Sorry, I was painting glow in the dark designs on the wall."
"I look even more like a monster!"
**Rainbow Scales**
Patton and Talyn were having a bad day, so Deceit wanted to cheer them up. He was sitting still as they put make up on him.
"I was told that A Dog's Purpose was going to cute and full of puppies." Patton pouted as he spoke. "No one told me that the dog dies so many times."
Deceit patted his arm as Talyn got out the brighter colors.
"People think that just because I don't dress androgynous it means that I am just asking for attention when I say I am nonbinary." They said as they started the outline of the rainbow design.
"Make it as bright as your day should be." Deceit said and they brought out the neon colors.
Thomas came in later when he heard giggling. What he saw was interesting.
"I have no words for this."
"I still say it needs to be brighter." Deceit told both of them.
"There are no rainbow colors brighter than your gayness!" Talyn shouted at him.
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Daily Life of a Danger Noodle
RandomRandom One shots featuring Deceit Sanders. Thank you Thomas Sanders for making great characters. Requests are always open!! All the chapter pics come from Pinterest so I have no clue who makes such wonderful artwork