Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Adventures of the Three Rs: Drinking

Deceit hated when the two creativity twins got to drinking. For three reasons; one, they tend to drink until they can't remember their own names; two, they always drag Remy along, and three, they like to experiment with imagination.

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"So is it true about Deceit and his downstairs?" Remus hiccuped as he downed another drink.

"That's for me to know and I will chop off your downstairs if you attempt to find out." Remy said as he poured another drink.

"Yeash, and people said that I had a Yandere mode." Remus said before making Roman chug a bottle.

Roman pushed him away while coughing. Remy was digging in their alcohol cabinet for something stronger.

"Unlike you, I have a gag reflex! I can't chug down stuff like that!" Roman shouted.

"Hey! This doesn't smell like booze!" Remy said as he pulled out a yellow bottle.

"That's where he hid it!" Roman grabbed the yellow bottle. "Deceit hid the potion after it turned him into a full snake!"

"I wonder what it would do to us. Remus is the only one with animal traits, I'm not even sure if it is a earth animal."

Remus took the yellow bottle and poured it into three shot glasses. They each took one and chugged down the shot.

***

Deceit was looking for Remy because he will never trust Creativity together. He was walking when he stepped into some form of slime.

"Ew, not again."

He followed the trail of slime to an interesting sight, Remus was almost completely in his monster form but at the same time, without the madness aura.

"You shown me enough hentai to know where this is going." He said as Remus crawled up to the ceiling. "Porn addict, where is Remy?"

"Up and down, awake and asleep. Here and there. He is always a daydream away." He started giggling like a mad man. "Close and far, in and out of sight."

Deceit saw the shot glass on the ground and sniffed the last drops in it. It was one of Roman's strange potions. Daydream away, that was a interesting clue. Deceit sat down in a nearby chair and started to zone out.

***

The walls gained black veins and it was leading to a pulsing body, made of sand, in the middle of the room. Deceit was trying his best to zone out and pay attention at the same time. The pulsing body walked towards Deceit.

"Dee? How are you here?" The body said as they leaned up close to Deceit.

"Did you drink the potion?"

"Yeah, only the amount of a shot. Now, I can't form myself properly." Remy looked at the dripping sand on his fingers. "This feels weird, like my powers are on overdrive."

"I can tell, you got mixed into the land of dreams."

Deceit stayed calm as he got Remy to slowly pull back into the waking world. He was still a being of pure black sand as Deceit stopped zoning out. Remy was checking his nails even though he didn't have any in that form. Deceit grabbed the shifting wrist and pulled him to find the last idiot.

***

Roman was in his room, moving fast enough to cause road burns in the ground. Ideas were getting written down at speeds that would make NASCAR jealous. Deceit rolled his eyes and used his extra limbs to grab Roman and tie him to a chair. Remy blew some dream sand in Roman's face and Roman passed out right afterwards.

"Now to get the tentacle porn off the ceiling."

"How long does this last?"

"When I had the full bottle, six hours. but I guess with the amount you drank. Almost two hours." Remy was trailing sand with every step. "Patton is going to get so angry at this mess, he is going to stress bake after this over."

"I can't wear anything cute or drink my starbies in this form! I hate this form so much!" Remy shouted and more sand came off in bursts.

"I keep warning you not to drink around them but you don't listen to me."

"But they have such fun adventures! Remember last time when Remus got us pulled into a strange dimension, everyone was in 2D."

They got to Remus and Remy blew the sand in Remus's face. They took a step back as Remus crashed into the floor. They walked away and Deceit pulled Remy into a hug.

"We can always do your favorite thing in this form. Emile just washed the bedding with your favorite detergent."

"Lavender?"

"Yes, and we can listen to your favorite songs while taking a nap."

"Yass queen! Take me to my throne!"

It was going to be hell later to wash out the dream sand but it was worth it as Deceit picked up the dream sand Remy and they went to their shared room.