Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Logan's Experiments

Logan is a curious person even though he tries to hide it. So seeing that one of the sides is part snake. Made him want to run some safe tests to see how much of a snake he was.

Test #1: Flexability
He managed to convince everyone to try Yoga in order to keep Thomas healthy.

Roman and Patton were the most excited about it. Patton because he heard about a position called downward dog.

Virgil hated the idea and started hissing at Logan. Until he found his favorite position, Corpse pose. He did not move from that position the whole time.

Thomas was willing to try anything to be healthy. Virgil still hated him for the no added sugar month. None of the sides liked Thomas for that month.

Deceit had no clear reaction.

Logan found some yoga videos on YouTube and they got everything set up. Patton and Virgil was the first to quit. Then Logan had to start watching because he does not have the stamina of the others.

Then came the Bow position. Deceit was the only one to be able to touch his head with his feet.

Logan wrote down in his experiments notebook that he was as flexible as a snake.

True

Test #2: Attracted to heat
They already knew that he was cold blooded. But Logan was curious to see if he could track heat sources like certain snakes can.

He closed all vents except in Roman's room. Then put small AC units around  the house to freeze the house. All the sides were hiding out in that room to stay warm.

Deceit decide to look around before he collapsed and he got colder by the second. He decided to curl up on the couch and accept his fate. Virgil used his ability with darkness to turn the heat back on.

Logan wrote down that Deceit would die in the wild.

Failed

Test #3: Fangs
Deceit does not eat with the rest of the sides so this was on everyone's minds. Logan could not think of a way to test this experiment.

It accidentally happened at the end of Thomas's last video. Roman was hyper just like the end of every video.

"Deceit! My scaley friend! I need your help! I want to create a hydra and I need some snake expertise."

"No, I just want to sleep." Deceit never lies to Roman because Roman never understands it.
Roman grabbed Deceit around the chest and pulled him close.

"But I want to finish this project right now!"

"Let go of me!" Deceit shouted with full fear in his voice.

Logan noticed that Anxiety started to curl into himself as Deceit was trying to break the strong sides grip. Logan was about to help stop Roman when it happened.

Deceit tilted his head down and Roman shouted in pain. Roman was holding his arm and Deceit fell to his knees. Logan saw the set of top and bottom fangs dripping with blood.

"Monster!" Roman shouted as he summoned his blade.

Logan and Patton jumped in front of Deceit as Virgil grabbed Deceit to get him to calm down.

"Roman, calm down. It was an accident. You freaked him out." Patton explained to him.

"Roman, please go with Patton to fix your arm."

Patton didn't give Roman a choice before grabbing him and sinking out.

"I am a monster." Deceit kept repeating to himself.

It took almost the entire night to calm down Deceit. Deceit now hides behind Virgil whenever Roman pulls out his sword.
Logan wrote down that Deceit does have fangs but he is highly insecure about them.

True

Test #4: Diet of Eggs
This one was not his idea. Patton came up to him after dealing with problems with disappearing eggs. Thomas started buying three dozens eggs twice a week because they keep on disappearing.

"I am making some boiled eggs and if anyone touches them I will murder them!" Virgil growled out the last part as he talked to all the sides.

Logan was sitting on the couch as Virgil worked in the kitchen. Logan dropped his book when he heard someone scream. He ran and was shocked at the vision.

Deceit was putting a whole shell less egg in his mouth. Without chewing.

True(Also no gag reflex)

Logan finished writing in his notebook. Then he put it on the shelf with the other notebooks.
"It is complete until the others start showing up."