Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Tames the Name *Spoilers*

Remy was drinking their coffee when the video ended. Deceit decided to face plant into the couch as soon as the cameras were off. Roman making fun of his name was not part of the script.

The rest of the sides left the living room. Virgil spent the whole time napping in his room. Remus was in his room, making some weird noises, no one wanted to know.

"So," they extended the o as they talked, "That's why you didn't tell anyone your name. But I like your name."

Emile walked in and sat next to Deceit.

"I like it too! Janus is so much easier to scream in the room than Deceit."

Remy spat out their coffee as Janus looked at him wide eyed.

"That is something that I expected myself/them to say! Not you!" The two said together.

"You would be surprised by how many adult cartoons get passed as kid friendly just because they were colorful."

Emile had a smile on his face as he wiped the coffee off. Remy looked like a error 404 message. Janus was stunned into a blep face. Remy shook their head while blinking.

"That does sound nice to moan. Let me test that out." They set the coffee down before moaning. "Janus! Deceit! Janus!"

Deceit turned bright red all the way down to his neck.

"The -it at the end," Emile pointed out, "that was the trouble spot to moan but the -us works perfectly."

"Ew, that means it is easy to moan Remus's name."

They heard footsteps going down the stairs.

"No more moaning or other funny stuff down here!" Virgil shouted. "I am not cleaning up any more messes before Patton sees them."

"Honey," dripping with sass, "you should follow your own advice. Anyone nearby could tell the difference from the noises from a documentary and from you two."

Emile and Janus tried to hide their laughter as Virgil ran back up stairs.

"How did you find out?"

"During one of my 2am coffee runs. I think it was about Panda Bears. I could not hear the documentary over them."