Daily Life of a Danger Noodle

Semi-Finals: Remy vs Emile

Cult of Dionysus vs A little Respect

Emile was watching Remy and Dee cuddling. He had a urge to join both of him. They were the last to leave after a movie night.

"I try to discover A little something to make me sweeter." He couldn't help that he has too big of a heart to only love one person, he felt greedy for loving more than one. "Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart."

Remy noticed that the happiest in the mindscape was not so happy. He moved off of Deceit and crawled over to Emile.

"Yesterday I heard you say Your lust for life has gone away." He lifted Emile's chin. "It got me thinking, I think I feel a similar way." Deceit moved to Emile's other side. "And that's sad."

"I'm so in love with you, I'll be forever blue." He pulled both of the guys closer. "That you gimme no reason. Why you make-a-me work so hard?"

Remy took off his sunglasses before leaning towards Emile's ear.

"So let's make a decision, start a new religion. Yeah, we're gonna build a temple to our love." He pulled Deceit into kiss before pulling away. "Orgiastic dances, nymphs in trances. Yeah, we'll be the envy of the Gods above."

"That you gimme no Soul, I hear you calling. Oh baby please give a little respect to me."

Remy moved on top of Emile as Deceit was laying on Emile's side. Emile was turning as pink as his tie.

"I'm feeling devious. You're looking glamorous." He started to pull off Emile's tie. "Let's get mischievous And polyamorous." Deceit kissed his cheek as Remy kissed his lips. "Wine and men and wonderful vices. Welcome to the cult of Dionysus."

"And if I should falter. Would you open you arms out to me?" Emile did his best to pull them both into a hug. "We can make love not war And live at peace with our hearts."

"We could take a Holiday in the month of May. Run free and play in fields of flowers. Pass the hours making love is how we'll pray."

Remy and Emile helped Deceit take off his cape and hat.

"I'm so in love with you. I'll be forever blue." He kissed both of them. "What religion or reason? Could drive a man to forsake his lover."

They moved so that Emile was sitting on Deceit's lap and Remy was standing in front of them.

"Run, run, run away. Just take my hand and we'll abandon this world." He had on hand on Deceit's shoulder and the other was on Emile's cheek. "We'll wash those tears away. You're young and beautiful, and I'll love you always."  Deceit echoed the words that Remy said. "We got no time for pain. When it's just you and me in ecstasy."

"Oh baby please give a little respect to me." He grabbed Remy's jacket and pulled him into a kiss before turning and kissing Deceit. "I'm so in love with you. I'll be forever blue." He lightly caressed Deceit's scales before kissing that cheek. "That you gimme no reason. You know you make-a-me work so hard."

Emile closed his eyes and tilted his head up. Remy and Deceit started to kiss the open neck.

"So let's spread the word across the land. Yeah one by one, baby hand in hand. We got a mission of hope. We got message of love." They started kissing at every open spot. "Soon everybody, everywhere will be The envy of the gods above."

"That you gimme no Soul, I hear you calling. Oh baby please give a little respect to me!"

Emile leaned forward and started leaving love bites on Remy's neck.

**Extra Scene**

Logan and Virgil went into the kitchen to get some breakfast in morning and came across an interesting scene. Remy and Deceit were cuddling with Emile in the middle. Out of all of them, Emile had the most love bites.

"Who knew that Innocent Emile would be the meat of the gay sandwich?" Virgil said as he sipped his drink.

"I think the bigger shock is finding out that Patton is a soft top." Remus said as he grabbed a jar of pickles. "I walked in on it once."

That caused Virgil to spit out his drink.