Rescue Me, My Love

My Patience is at an End

     Baohu and Jinzi couldn't get out of their father's barrier.  They decided another tactic was needed.  They were about to shift when their father walked into their room.  They sat side by side, holding each others hand, their sad doe eyes looking so much like their mothers, looking totally absolutely adorable.  Mo Yuan raised a brow.  "So you think you can pull the sad face big eyes look on me, hmmm?  You two boys are coming with me.  First, breakfast, then punishment.  Come!"  They jump off their bed and followed their father.  Bai Qian pleaded their case for them even though she was still miffed at them herself.  "Qian Qian, they nearly destroyed the peace of all the realms.  They must be punished.  I will hear no more!" Breakfast was a quiet affair.  As soon as they were done, Mo Yuan stood and took each boy by the hand.  One on each side of him.  He marched them straight to the throne room.  He marched them straight to the foot of the throne.  Mo Yuan addressed Ye Hua.  "Tianjun Ye Hua, these children would like to make amends to you and this realm.  They will apologize and take any punishment you deem necessary."  They tried the sad face doe eyed look on Ye Hua.  He didn't buy it either.  "They will apologize now to every member of this court.  Anyone who was injured in any way should say so now."  No answers.  "Good!  Now you may apologize."  They turned to the room , bowed to everyone and apologized.  "We apologize to every member of the court for any injury or sorrow we brought.  We apologize to Tianjun Ye Hua for disrupting his court.  Please have mercy on us, Tianjun!" Satisfied with their apology, he addressed them.  "I will not punish you.  I will leave that up to your Fuqin."  They bowed and Mo Yuan led them to the training grounds.  JinDe had already called the camp to assemble.  Mo Yuan stepped up on the platform with Baohu and Jinzi.
   He had their attention.  "Yesterday mayhem broke out in this camp due to the mischief of these two errant sons of mine.  They are here to apologize to you.  Baohu, Jinzi, your apologies please!". " We sincerely apologize for any injuries caused by us.  Please forgive us!"  The generals accepted their apology.  "Now I will tell you why they did it."  Mo Yuan looked down at them and smiled.  "Yesterday, these two little foxes averted a war, destroyed the Demon army and caused the Demon Lord to kill himself when I appeared."  The gasps and then mumbling went through the whole camp.  "For those of you who think they are weak foxes, I will accept your apologies now.  Although as their father I was very angry and feared for their lives, I am proud of the courage they displayed.  They caused the demon army to fall into madness and fight each other just like they did to all of you.  I destroyed what was left of them.  They caused the Demon Lord to go mad and kill himself.  Because of them, there will be no war.  Rest for the next few days and reflect that those you deem as weak can be more powerful than even I can fathom!"  He stepped down from the platform, grabbed a hand of each boy and calmly walked out of the camp leaving the men in absolute awe.  The head general bowed before JinDe and asked him the question everyone wanted the answer to.  "Lord Mo JinDe, did the little foxes really do all that by themselves?"  Mo JinDe laughed out loud.  "Yes, they did!  They were afraid Fuqin would die so they took matters into their own hands.  My Didis are indeed very powerful for being so young.  I for one am very proud, but Fuqin was very angry yesterday.  I only hope he doesn't murder them!"
     Mo Yuan walked back to his study very slowly, basically prolonging the agony.  He sat down at his desk and took the boys in hand.  "Now that we are here alone, I will hand out your punishment.  You both are to receive a good whipping from me.  Baohu, come here!"  His chin trembled but he came to his father.  Mo Yuan laid him across his lap.  He gave him four hard swats to his rear end.  He set him aside and turned Jinzi over his lap.  Four hard swats.  They both were holding back their tears but finally let them go.  Mo Yuan took them into his arms.  "Fuqin was very angry yesterday when I discovered you had left the nine heavens on your own.  I was afraid for you.  Next time please come to me.  Never pull another stunt like this again.  Am I clear?"  Both heads nodded.  "Shushu Ye Hua has invited us to his garden for a good soak in his hot pool.   Would you boys like to go play in the water for a while?  Plus I have some new books for you to read on weaponry and warfare.  Would you like that?"  "Fuqin, you not mad at us anymore?"  "No Baohu, I'm not.  We still have to make up to your mother though.  She's still angry.  Let's go check on her before we go see Shushu, ok?"  He took them by the hand and they went to see their mother.
     Bai Qian was sitting on her dais drinking tea with her chin in her hand.  Her maid had heard it from Ye Hua's maid had heard it from JinDe's wife's maid had heard it from a maid from Taichen Palace that High God Mo Yuan likes to pleasure his wife with his very large "thing", which is what the fox twins call it.  At least that's what they are saying all over the nine heavens.  She couldn't decide if she wanted to punish them for having big mouths or just run with it and make them all jealous because she owned that "thing" and not them.  Now that thought had merit.  Hmmmm!  Yes indeed!  A plan was forming in her mind.  She would show them!  Mo Yuan better get ready!  A smile crossed her face as he walked in with the foxes.  "Just the men I needed to see today!  Come to Mother you bad little foxes!!"  They ran to her and got kisses on their cheeks.  "Mother, Fuqin whipped us!  Hard!  It hurt!"   "Jinzi, I have no sympathy for bad foxes who run off and do bad things.  He should have stripped your powers too.  You better be glad he spanked you today and not yesterday when he was really mad.  I forgive you for embarrassing me too.  In it's own way, it has brought me much respect and attention."  She grinned up at Mo Yuan.  He didn't like the sight of that mischievous grin because it always meant trouble for him.  "Mo Yuan, dearest, where are you taking them today?"  "Ye Hua invited us over to his garden.  Plus the plans are now back on for his wedding.  Should I send messages to Mei Ying and Meili to join you?"  "Yes, please do!  I have plans we need to discuss.  One more thing....." She walked over to him, kissed him hotly on his lips, caressed his hip and rubbed her body against him.  "Just a reminder of who that "thing" belongs to."  Mo Yuan nearly choked when he hissed in his breath and turned so the twins couldn't see his red face.  Two deep breaths had calmed him, a little, but his dragon was the worst betrayer.  His "thing" was rock hard and he was very uncomfortable because his linen pants had him in a bind.  He growled a low amorous growl.   "Dearest, I know exactly who it belongs to and I'll be back later to prove it."  He grinned at her as he walked out with his twins.
     When they entered the garden gate, the foxes took off to the hot pool.  Bai Xue was there with Ye Hua.  "Come in, Da ge, the water is nice and hot!  Mo Yuan stripped to his pants and was going to get in the water that way when Ye Hua removed them with a wave of his hand.  Mo Yuan's eyes narrowed as he stepped in the water.  "We just want to see the "thing" all the maids are talking about, that's all."  A raucus round of laughter went around.  "Very funny.  Very funny!"  Mo Yuan relaxed in the hot water.  The foxes were paddling around and they started talking about the previous day.  Mo JinDe was the last to join them.  He mentally rubbed his hands together.  He hid behind a barrier and removed all his clothes.  He removed his barrier and cannonballed right into the middle of the pool.  He rushed up from the water, slung his hair back, flexed his pectoral muscles and grinned.  Mo Yuan grinned at him.  "A chip off the old block", he thought.  Jinzi swam over to JinDe and hugged him.  "Mother made Fuqin growl this morning.  She make him grin too!  We couldn't see his thing though."  Mo Yuan spit out the tea he was drinking.  "You boys are watching too much of Fuqin and Mother I see!"  "I watched them too when I was young.  He finally locked his door and put up a barrier I couldn't break!" Ye Hua laughed.  "Karma will come around, I assure you.  I hope I live to see it!  Now Baohu, tell us exactly what you were saying to that Demon Lord.  He was frantic by the time I saw him."  "Baohu tell him he weak, dragon coming, he should run and hide, things like that.  When he see Fuqin come roaring up, he run right out.  Fuqin, you big and bad when dragon mad.  Dragon was real mad.  That why Baohu and Jinzi run back home! We scared of mad dragon!"  "Fuqin, Jinzi want to ride dragon again!  When can we ride?"  "So your scared of a mad dragon?"  His eyes turned gold and he growled.  "Next time I won't be so easy on little foxes!"  Smoke blew out his nose.  JinDe laughed.  "Don't worry little foxes, he won't hurt you when he is in dragon mode.  He never does!"  Mo Yuan jumped behind JinDe and put him in a head lock he couldn't break.  "Is that so?"  He flung him across the pool to make a point.  He stood up ramrod straight and gold flickered on his skin.  "Don't ever try me or you might be surprised!"  "I take that back Didis!  Be very afraid!" 
     Bai Qian was walking with her maid to meet Mei Ying and Meili for tea and to discuss the wedding plans.  They met and were walking toward the lotus pond pavilion.  She met several giggling maids.  The last group she decided to stop and ask what all the giggling was about.  "Just what is all this giggling about?  I want to know now!"  One maid blushed and stepped forward to speak.  "Your High God Mo Yuan's wife.  We heard he likes to pleasure you with his big, hot, luscious dragon staff!"  They all oooh and aahhed and waited to hear her answer.  Her brow raised a bit and she smirked.  "Yes, it's true!  His rod is big and oh so luscious!  Since I'm his only wife, I really like to have it any time I can get it.  In fact, I'll have it again tonight!  That big handsome dragon and his luscious rod!!  You can spread that around, I don't care, but know this, I'll kill any woman that tries to come between us.  He's all mine!!"  They left twittering among themselves.  Mei Ying laughed out loud.  "Mother you did that on purpose!  I can't wait to see Fuqin's face when he hears about it!  JinDe told me his father hasn't slowed down a bit and has the vitality of a much younger man.  Is it true?"  "Yes, its true!  That's why I'm pregnant again!  That lusty dragon mated me!  Well let's discuss this wedding and maybe go enjoy your hot spring, Meili?"  "Yes!  We need a good soak and a good massage!"
     On his way back to his study with the foxes, Mo Yuan noticed giggling maids blushing when he passed by.  After the third group he stopped them.  "You there!  What's all this giggling in my presence about?"  Every maid fell to their knees and bowed to the ground.  He stood before one and told her to rise.  "Would you like to enlighten me?"  "High God Mo Yuan, please forgive us!  We heard that you pleasure your wife very thoroughly with your very large, hot, luscious dragon rod!!"  His face blushed and he stepped back just a step.  He grinned because he could see Qian Qian had been busy taking advantage of rumors.  His grin spread and he raised one brow.  "Why yes, I do like to pleasure her with my big, hot, luscious rod.  I can't get enough of my Xiao huli!  I'm a red hot dragon around her!  You can spread that too, I don't mind at all!"  His eyes turned gold and he blew smoke out his nose.  They all rose and beat a very hasty retreat.  Jinzi had been paying very close attention to his father during that whole exchange.  He wanted to know more.  "Fuqin, if your thing can pleasure Mother, why you not with her now?"  "Because I have very nosy little foxes with me who like to interrupt my fun, that's why!"  "But Fuqin, we just want to see it!"  "See what?"  "Your thing!"  "Why do you need to see it?"  "Because if you're the biggest, baddest dragon in the whole world, then you should have the biggest baddest thing too!"  Mo Yuan could hardly control himself.  He didn't know if he wanted to laugh, cry, frown or blush in shame!  Since when did his children become such perverts?  "Would you boys mind telling Fuqin why you have a sudden fascination with my thing, as you call it?"  "Baohu read in book where it says strong man protect the family.  It say strong man have strong muscles, long hair, and nice big thing.  We think Fuqin is strongest man ever so we know his thing is big too!  That's why Mother have two sets of twins because Fuqin has big thing that's twice as better than other men!"  "Hmmm, I see.  So it's not enough to see my thing when he's resting is it?"  "Resting?  Like when we swim in hot pool?"  "Yes, you could say that."  "Why it resting?  Does it wake up?"  "Most definitely it does wake up but only for your mother, nobody else.  I'm afraid you will have to take Fuqin's word for it.  One day you will find out for yourself.  Or maybe ask your brothers!  They could show you!  Now I have work to do and you have lessons.  I'll take you to your room now."
     Baohu and Jinzi decided they wanted to know what a woke up thing was so they decided to ask JinDe first.  He was in his command tent on the training grounds.  "Er ge, what does a thing look like when it wakes up?"  Mo JinDe spit out his tea and stared at his little brothers.  "Jinzi want to know." "Why do you need to know?"  "Jinzi see in book where it say strong man have nice muscles, like Fuqin, long hair, like Fuqin, and big thing, like Fuqin.  If thing is resting most of the time, what it look like when it wakes up?"  "You boys have been reading too much about the male anatomy.  Why didn't you ask Fuqin?"  "We did.  He said ask you!"  "Well go ask Bai Xue or better yet, Shushu.  They would know!"  When they left, JinDe decided he best alert his father to their latest quest.  He sent a message straight to his desk.  Bai Xue was in his study drinking tea when the foxes came running in.  "What mischief are you boys up to?"  "We want to know what the thing look like when it not resting."  Bai Xue spit out his tea.  "Why do you need to know this?"  "Baohu read in book that strong man take care of family.  Strong man have long hair, like Fuqin, big muscles, like Fuqin and big thing, like Fuqin.  We only see his thing when it resting.  We want to know what it looks like when it wake up!  Tell us Da ge!"  "Did you ask Fuqin?" "Yes, he said ask you or Er ge.  We ask Er ge and he said ask you or Shushu."  "Then I suggest you ask Shushu.  He would know.  Maybe he could draw you a picture.  Now go ask him!"  Bai Xue decided to send a message straight to his Fuqin's desk.  Ye Hua was eating lunch in his garden thinking about Bao Feng Yu.  Anytime his thoughts strayed to her he knew what would happen.  Every. Time. Without. Fail.  A hard dragon rod.  *sigh*  Baohu and Jinzi came running up to him right about the time he was getting uncomfortable.  "Shushu, Baohu want to know what thing look like when it not resting!"  Ye Hua spit out his tea.  "Why do you need to know this?"  "We read in book where it say strong man have long hair, like Fuqin, have big muscles, like Fuqin, and have big thing, like Fuqin.  We only see it resting though.  If it wake up, what it look like?  If you Fuqin's exact twin, does your thing look like his?  Does it wake up?"  Ye Hua was definitely in a tight spot.  He knew for a fact that he and Mo Yuan were identical.  In every way.  Even that.  He took a deep breath.  "Yes, we are identical.  That means my thing is like his thing.  Is it necessary for you to know?"  They looked at each other and then nodded to him.  "Why you can't draw picture, Shushu?  You draw pretty pictures."  "Go ask your Fuqin if I can draw you a picture.  If he says yes, then I will, ok?"  "Ok."  They left running together.  "Oh no!  What if he says yes?"  He sent a message direct to Mo Yuan's desk.
     Mo Yuan hadn't read his messages yet.  He was about to read the message from JinDe when the foxes ran in.  "Fuqin, Baohu want to know if it ok for Shushu to draw us picture."  "What kind of picture?"  "Picture of thing when it not resting.  He said he would draw it if you said ok."  They were like a dragon on a scent during a hunt.  He grinned and answered them.  "Ok, he can draw it.  Since his looks like mine, it will do for a picture.  Go now and tell him I said ok."  They ran off in a hurry.  He grinned to himself and waited while he read his messages.  When he finished reading all of them, Ye Hua flashed another one to him.  "Da ge!  Have you lost your mind?"  He sent one back.  "Just draw the picture, Ye Hua, and their questions will cease.  Have fun copying your own "thing"!!"  Stuck now up the river with no paddle, he was trying to think of how to go about this.  They were patiently waiting.  "Ok, I can do this!"  He stood up to walk to his studio.  "Wait here and Shushu will be right back with your drawing."  "Ok, Shushu!"  He was in his studio naked.  He threw up two privacy barriers.  The first picture was easy to draw.  He just drew a view of himself from his navel to his knees, legs slightly spread.  There!  Not bad!  Now for the other view.  He started thinking of Bao Feng Yu.  His Xiao yemao!  His shaft got rock hard.  He drew quickly but he didn't have to worry!  Now he was in a quandary.  How could he get it to rest again?  Deep breaths and an ice spell brought it back to rest.  "I'm going to kill Da ge!"  He clothed himself, dropped his barriers and went to the garden.  "Take these straight to your Fuqin to open them.  They will stay sealed until he opens them for you!  Now go!"
     They ran all the way to their father's study.  "Fuqin!  Shushu draw pictures, but he say only you can break seal for us to see!  Break it Fuqin!  We want to see!"  Eager faces were patiently waiting.  Deciding it was now or never to shut them up, he opened the first one.  It was a very realistic drawing of Ye Hua from navel to knees.  Looked a lot like himself.  He let them look.  They nodded.  He took the other scroll into his hand and broke the seal.  He opened it.  His face blushed as he looked at the picture that looked so much like himself.  He raised his eyes to see the anticipation on their fox faces.  Very well!  They would just keep bugging him anyway so he gave it to them to look.  When they looked at the picture, their eyes got big and their mouths fell open.  Jinzi, usually the quiet one, blurted out his response.  "Fuqin!  Thing turn into a big stick!  A big dragon stick!  Where you stick it when it turn into stick?!?"  Mo Yuan face planted his face into his hand.  "Oh dear I forgot!  I knew they would ask that!  What do I say now?"  Bai Qian walked in to find Mo Yuan with his face planted and curious little boys holding a picture of a hard rod that looked a lot like Mo Yuan's.  Before her question could get off her lips, Jinzi asked the million dollar question.  "Mother, if Fuqin's thing wake up and turn into big dragon stick, like in picture, where he stick it?"  Her face turned red, her eyes rolled back and she fainted dead away.  Again.