Rotten, Dirty, Filthy Tricks

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     Shao Wan had barely escaped the destruction of Mo Yuan's baby girls.  She had her body double on the throne that day because she still didn't trust too many people.  It's a good thing she did.  She was still in shock at the amount of power those little girls had.  She had been close to losing her life.  If she hadn't gone through the trap door behind the throne, she would have burned.  Her realm was totally destroyed.  The few people who were left just wanted to be left alone.  They wanted no part of her or her rule.  All in all, she could safely say she had no realm.  Her own people wanted no part of her or her violence.  They feared the dragons, period.  She had to admit that Mo Yuan had sired a whole tribe of apex dragons.  She didn't know exactly how many there were.  Plus that smart little huli.  She laughed a smug laugh when she thought of him.  She almost finished him off.  It was hard to find out anything now since none of her people could tolerate the power on Kunlun.  Her spies in other realms were caught slowly but surely.  That white dragon was as smart as that darn Xiao Jin Huli!  He had rooted out every spy she had.  He even had the nerve to send one back with a message.  Hummph!!   She would get even, yes she would!  First, she had to find a place to land.  She knew the red demons were destroyed.  They all died in the demon wars.  The ghost tribe still had many survivors.  Yes, she would go there and take over!  That weak little queen they had was no match for her! 
     Mo Yuan had returned from his visit with his parents with a purpose.  He left Long Li in his new room and marched straight to Baohu's room.  He knocked on the door.  "Enter".  He walked in and sat down by Baohu.  "How do you feel, my son?"  "Fuqin, I feel like I'm weak and sick.  I can't explain it, but I know it has something to do with Shao Wan.  If I could just rid myself of it!!  I've been meditating to do it.  Maybe I should have Jinzi come look me over again."  "Well I have an elixer for you.  It must be important for you to recover because Fate himself gave this to Fuqin to give to you.  He gave it to me to give to you.  Take it now and recover.  We have work to do."  "You mean Zufu Fuxi gave this to you?"  "Yes!  Now take it!  We have to get Shao Wan one way or the other!"  He took the pill and sat down on his bed.  A wave of dizziness hit him and he fell flat on his back.  Slowly the dizziness passed and he started to recover his vitality.  His eyes tingled for a moment and he was sure he could see light through the blindfold he had on.  He lay still.  His body went through changes he could feel.  He felt his magic get stronger.  He felt his general health improve.  He felt his eyes heal and the fog leave his brain.  He took a deep breath and rose up to sit on the edge of his bed.  He removed his blindfold and looked straight into honey gold eyes filled with love.  "Fuqin, I can see you!  I can see you!"  Before he could move, Baohu grabbed Mo Yuan up into his arms and swung his Fuqin around like he would the children.  His smile and laughter told Mo Yuan all he needed to know.  The Xiao Jin Huli was back!!  "So, my Xiao Jin Huli, are you ready for some justice?  Are you ready to claim it not just for Kunlun, Lei and Hei, or even me, but for Shandian Li and your sons?"  "Fuqin, I will kill that bitch if it's the last thing I do!  Let's set a plan now!  I need to talk to Da ge right away!  But first, I want to see the children.  Fuqin, if not for Jingsi and Jiaxiao, I'm sure I would have taken my things and left here.  If I had, I would have died."  "Well let's go see them and you can finally see Long Li.  He is definitely a gift from Fate himself.  The children love him too."
     They entered the nursery to see Long Li laying amongst the children as Bai Qian read stories.  "Ho, my little ones!  I can see!  What do you think?"  Baohu sat down on the floor and waited.  Fengbao and WuYun came to him.  He held them in his arms.  "Fuqin loves you so much, my sons!  I'm about to exact justice for your mother and you.  Know that I loved her dearly.  Now let me talk to my Xiao jiemei."  He sat them down and let them go back to Long Li.  "Jingsi! Jiaxiao!  Come to Si ge!" They jumped right into his lap.  "You are both so beautiful that Si ge is almost blinded again!  I need for you to guard Fengbao and WuYun for me.  Please keep Mother safe too.  Can you do that for me?  Promise?"  "We do, Si ge!  We do!"  "Alright then!  Don't run off anymore.  Always tell Long Li where you are.  Zumu sent him to be your guard.  Can you do this for Fuqin and Si ge?"  They looked at Mo Yuan and Baohu.  They nodded and hugged him.  They went to Mo Yuan and hugged him tightly.  He set them down to return to Long Li.  "So, Long Li, I see you have fallen right into life here on Kunlun!  Make yourself at home.  Qian'er, I'll be back.  We are going to see Bai Xue."  Baohu and Mo Yuan walked into Bai Xue's office as bold as brass.  Xue smirked and raised his eyebrow.  "So it seems my Fuqin is about to lay down some serious justice!!  Baohu!  You can see?"  "Yes, Da ge, I can!  I need information from you.  I need someone to go check on Yan Zhi, Ghost Queen.  I know she lives in the mortal world.  I'm afraid she is now a target of Shao Wan.  I just want to make sure she is safe before I set my plan."  "Fuqin, Shiliu has been guarding her for some time.  I'll send a message now."  He wrote out a scroll and sent it to him.  "So, Fuqin, did you take Long Li to see Zumu?"  "Yes, Xue, I did.  She returned him to his mandate and once again berated Fuqin for taking things away from me!  He is very happily right in the middle of the nursery.  Mother knew he would be perfect for Jingsi and Jiaxiao.  They already love him.  I must say it's been refreshing seeing Fuqin have Mother breathing down his back!  As soon as Shiliu answers you, please come to Baohu's study.  We are about to exact some justice, huli style!"  Xue grinned when his Fuqin stood up and smirked.  Ah, it was so good to see that smirk!!  He set about calling Junjie to help him sort reports.
     Mo Yuan steered Baohu toward the arena.  JinDe was sitting under the pavilion with his chin in his hand.  Baohu jumped behind him and bound him.  He put two of his tails right in his face.  "I have you now, Er ge!"  He laughed his huli laugh and his tails crackled with energy.  JinDe, realising that his Xiao Jin Huli was back, surrendered.  "I concede!  I concede!  Those tails might singe my hair like they did Jinlong.  Sometimes I think he is still rather put out that you got him.  To what do I owe the pleasure of the company of my most favorite warriors?"  "Have you seen Junjie today?  Or do I need to go break up a session of cat tails and dragon scales?"  Baohu spit his tea out and rolled on the ground laughing.  He transformed and laughed even harder.  Mo Yuan pulled one of his tails in aggravation.  "It seems his fascination with my thing has turned into something totally different, I see!  Where would they be, or should I ask the master spy?"  "Fuqin, Da ge is all over this mountain worse than you ever were!  He's still trying to mate with Meili!  He complains about Fenli and Ali interrupting them all the time!  I must apologize for that!  I totally understand how you felt.  I think Junjie should be in Da ge's office about now.  They usually go over reports and such at this time of day."  "I just came from there but it's possible I missed him.  I'll just message Xue.  There are spells that Junjie needs to learn and I need to teach him to blow fire."  He made a scroll appear.  He magicked his message on it and sent it.  Junjie appeared in the pavilion.  "You need me, Fuqin?"  "It's time you learn to blow fire and some of those spells.  Are you available right now?"  "Let me send Da ge a message and I will be."  He too sent a scroll.  His message came back.  "Train hard!!"  "I'm free!  Let's go."  "To the arena then."  Mo Yuan and Junjie jumped to the middle of the arena.  "The first thing we need to do is teach you to blow fire.  When you roar or hiss very loud do you ever get goo in your mouth?"  "Yes."  "Good!  That means you have the glands in your throat to protect yourself from the fire.  I want you to transform and hiss loudly until you can control when the glands work and when they don't.  Turn them on and off.  Learn to turn them on when you are about to blow fire.  Understand?"  "Yes, I do!"  "Transform now and try."  Junjie transformed.  He hissed loudly and goo came into his mouth.  He smack his lips and slung his head to get rid of it.  "Good, Junjie!  Keep trying so you can gain control.  Try again."  He kept trying until he could control it.  He nodded.  "Very good!  Now feel in your core for your fire.  Mine was between my water and ice.  Nod to me when you find it."  He searched his core and found his fire.  He nodded.  "Alright!  I want you to target at those targets at the far end of the arena.  Do it!!"  Junjie called forth his fire and let go.  His fire was not fire at all, but a most magnificent display of lightning coupled with crimson hellfire.  It could rightfully be called crimson lightning.  As he blew, his tail came up and it too blew crimson lightning.  Mo Yuan was speechless!  Who knew that Shandian Jinlong would be the most powerful in control of his power?  The targets were destroyed and Junjie cut off his fire.  He transformed and grabbed his Fuqin.  "Did you see, Fuqin?  Did you see?  My fire is lightning!!  It came out of my tail too!  Did you see?"  A tear came out of Jinlong's eye.  "My Xiao Shandian Jinlong!  Who knew you had so much power?  I am proud of you, my son!  Very proud!"  Jinlong purred to him and blew hot smoke over his chest as a sign of his approval.  JinDe jumped into the arena with Baohu.  "Junjie!!  My oh my where have you been, Shandian Jinlong??  I told you that you had power!!  Ha!  Very, very good!!"  Junjie blushed and shrugged his shoulders. 
     For the rest of the afternoon, Mo Yuan taught spells and attacks to Junjie.  He taught him the spell how to disguise himself like the shapeshifter did.  They both cloaked but only Junjie reappeared.  He was disguised as Mo Yuan.  He walked toward the pavilion with his hands behind his back just like his Fuqin does.  He sat down and poured himself some tea.  JinDe was watching him closely.  He and Baohu sniffed the air hard.  Nothing.  Junjie drew power to his hand and bound both of them.  Baohu broke it first and then JinDe.  Junjie laughed and sounded just like his Fuqin.  Finally feeling smug that they didn't know who he was, he uncloaked.  His Fuqin uncloaked right beside him.  To say JinDe was surprised was an understatement.  Mo Yuan just grinned the war god grin.  "Fooled both of you, didn't he?"  Baohu grinned.  "So when do I learn that, Fuqin?  Or is that only for certain people to know?"  "Well, Baohu, I didn't teach you before because of that mischievous huli nature you have.  In combat it can be a wonderful thing.  If you would vow to only use it in those situations, then I would gladly teach you, but knowing how you are, I refrain."  Baohu stood up and crossed his heart.  "Fuqin, I hereby vow to never use shapeshifter magic to prank anybody except an enemy!"  "Alright then.  JinDe, you too.  The first time I catch a prank, you're both dead.  Now pay attention!"
     Bai Xue was worried.  Shiliu had not answered his messages.  He was on his way to tell his Fuqin when Ye Hua intercepted him.  "Xue!  Come to my study immediately!  Bring Da ge, JinDe and Baohu, if he is able.  Hurry!"  Xue wasted no time and jumped to his Fuqin's study.  Not there!  "Please tell me he is not in the middle of fox tails and dragon scales?!?"  He jumped to his room.  Not there.  He jumped from one place to another when he thumped himself on his head.  He opened his connection.  "Fuqin!  I need you right away!!  Come to Shushu's study quickly!"  He was walking to the nursery when his Fuqin came out.  Finally!!  "Is something wrong, Xue?"  "Yes, it is!  Please help me find JinDe and Baohu.  They're needed too."  "They're at the hot pool.  I'll get them.  You get Junjie.  He has a surprise for Ye Hua."  He jumped away and left Xue to find Junjie.  He too was at the hot pool.  Baishan was in the hall waiting for him.  Bai Qian had left the nursery to Long Li and joined her.  Mo Yuan walked to the pool to get his errant sons.  JinDe was giving Junjie advice on how to please his wife with a good mating session.  Mo Yuan nearly laughed out loud.  He rounded the corner.  "Junjie, pay no attention to him whatsoever.  If you want to know how to mate properly, you should be talking to an expert.  One who has a house full of children, not two.  Need I say more?"  JinDe's face turned beet red.  "Alright you randy ol dragon!!  We know who to ask!  Are you joining us or what?"  "No.  We are needed in Ye Hua's study now.  Hurry."  They all climbed out and dressed.  Mo Yuan jumped them to Ye Hua's study.  Xue was there waiting.
     Ye Hua motioned for them all to sit.  "A message was brought to the west gate today from the ghost realm.  Ghost Queen, Yan Zhi, is requesting an audience with me in the nine heavens.  I believe something is fishy.  Xue, do you know anything?"  "Shushu, I have sent several cryptic messages to Shiliu but I have not received any answers to any of my messages.  As of two weeks ago, he was guarding Queen Yan Zhi in the mortal realm.  I am very disturbed that he hasn't answered.  I was about to send Die Feng to investigate."  Mo Yuan interjected.  "Xue, this is one time that you must go.  Or better yet, Baohu and Junjie.  They would not be expected.  I have taught them the shapeshifter spell.  They could fool people easily.  If Shiliu has not answered, he is in very serious trouble.  Baohu!  You and Junjie go to the town where they were.  Report back if you see anything suspicious.  Please be very careful and don't use too much magic.  Remember about backlash!  Prepare and leave now!"  Baohu stood up and he and Junjie left without a backward glance.  Before they jumped down to the mortal world, they decided on a disguise.  Baohu would be an old man who walked with a limp and leaned on a staff and Junjie would be his son.  They jumped to the edge of town and started walking into the part of town where Yan Zhi was known to work.  After Mo Yuan had insulted Baohu about not being aware of the people around him, he had learned to very carefully open his senses to test the people around him.  Ghost clan soldiers were everywhere.  "Junjie, can you feel the people here?  Ghost realm soldiers are everywhere.  We must be very careful.  I know that Shiliu disguised himself as one of the local constables.  Maybe we should pretend we were attacked on our way in and file a complaint.  That way we could see if he is around."  They slowly made their way to the constables office.  Baohu was trying to read the people there.  He couldn't feel Shiliu anywhere.  They filed a report and left for the eatery where Yan Zhi worked.  That sat at a table to order.  Try as he might, Baohu could not find Shiliu.  A waiter came to help them.  He was ghost realm.  "Could you please tell me where the young mute girl is?  It's been a while since I've been in town and she was so nice to an old man.  I am now able to repay her kindness to me."  The young man was rather nervous as he shuffled his feet around.  "She left.  I don't know what happened to her.  Can I get you something?"  "Yes, tea and whatever soup you have for both of us."  Baohu spoke into Junjie's mind.  "He was lying.  Yan Zhi has been taken and Shiliu along with her.  Let's eat and then act like we're going to hear a storyteller.  Then we leave.  Just follow my lead."  Lunch was brought to them and they talked about the phony robber attack.  They paid and stood to leave when Yan Zhi came to stand by them.  She used hand signals.  Baohu bowed and told her he was now able to repay her kindness to him some while back.  Baohu looked into her eyes and instantly knew this was not Yan Zhi.  He was looking into the eyes of Shao Wan.  Feeling a power he hadn't felt in a long time, he called his charm spell and threw it straight into her pupils.  Taken aback, she shook her head and tried to throw it off.  Baohu talked to Junjie.  "Come, my son, we must be about our way.  Thank you, dear lady for your kindness."  They walked out the door and disappeared into the crowd.  She came out the door and stopped time.  Baohu grabbed Junjie and jumped them to the gates of Kunlun.
     They changed their appearance and walked into the hall.  Mo Yuan, JinDe and Bai Xue were waiting on them.  Junjie fell down and took a huge breath.  Baohu sat on the dais in his place as God of War.  "Fuqin, I just met Shao Wan.  I charmed her with my strongest spell.  She will crawl to the gates to find me.  Thanks to her, I have no wife now.  I will make her burn with desire for me.  I threw my spell right into her eyes just like she did me.  The town was crawling with ghost realm soldiers.  I couldn't sense Yan Zhi or Shiliu.  It is my belief that they are either imprisoned or dead.  I hope you will forgive me."  Mo Yuan looked deep into Baohu's eyes.  He nodded.  "Good!  I truly believe your spell is now stronger than your Mother's spell.  She will indeed crawl to you.  I want you to use your connection to make her burn for you.  Send her sexual dreams of you using dreamscape.  This is one time I believe we will get the upper hand.  Do you need me to help you strengthen your spell?  I can, if you wish it."  "Fuqin, can you without it hurting Mother?  I mean I know you remember how Shao Wan was.  Don't you?"  "Yes, I do.  Before I help you, I will talk to your mother.  I will do nothing that will hurt her.  Agreed?"  "Agreed!"  Mo Yuan sent out feelers to find Bai Qian.  She was in their room.  He nodded to them and jumped there.  She was sitting on the edge of the bed.  "Qian'er, I need to talk to you.  It's important."  Alarm washed over her face as she looked at him.  "Are you ok?  What's wrong?"  "I sent Baohu and Junjie to the mortal realm to find Shiliu and ghost Queen Yan Zhi.  They have disappeared.  Baohu and Junjie ran into Shao Wan.  Baohu threw his charm spell right into her rotten eyes just like she did to him.  I needed to talk to you before I advise him on how to make her pay.  You see, she was nothing but a cheap whore.  She wanted sex anyway she could get it.  Every perverted way.  I dropped her because one, I didn't want a whore and two, she called me a prude.  She was a literal pervert.  Baohu can use the dream scape to send her perverted dreams of those things she likes.  I can tell him what they are.  I just wanted you to know before I told him anything.  Just know that our love is pure and you and I have never indulged in any of the things she wanted.  Once I obliged her.  Once.  I never slept with her again.  She sickened me after that.  Do you feel ok with me helping Baohu?  If not, just say the word!"  "Just what kind of perversion did she ask of you?"  His face turned red and he whispered in her ear.  Her mouth made a perfect oh and she covered it with her hand.  "Really?  You actually did that?  No wonder you left her!  Alright then!!  Help him!  I want her rotten crotch to burn.  I want her crawling and begging Baohu for release.  If he goes into rut, you personally will escort him to a flower house to find relief.  Do I make myself clear?"  Rather shocked that she mentioned a flower house, he nodded.  "Just know that if you do have to take him, you better come back here with your big dragon rod so hot for me that we will be in Yanhua cave for at least a week mating.  Hard.  Do I make myself clear?"  "Not only will we mate, but I will wrap you up in my dragon essence and play all over your lovely little peach!  Hmmm hmmm hmmmm.  I almost hope I do have to carry him.  I'm starting to feel like I need a good mate session.  Do you have enough of those peaches?  You better get some if you don't because I'll be back my love!!"

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