(A/N: Can I make Libido by Only One Of the soundtrack to this fic? Yes, yes I can.)
Kim Seokjin:
Tops and bottoms and those of the switch variety, we have a problem.
ChimSexy:
We have switches here?
Kim Seokjin:
Beats me, but a bitch needs to be inclusive.
Jeon Jungkook:
What's cooking guys?
Kim Seokjin:
My roasted ass, Namjoon blocked me on Daddies 'R' Us. Send holy water for these burns.
Jeon Jungkook:
Our friendship group really needs to refrain from using that block button.
ChimSexy:
You're the worst one for it smh.
Jeon Jungkook:
WoOoOoOooooooOw you really went there huh?
Kim Seokjin:
Guys.... this is about ME?!?!?!
Kim Seokjin:
What do I do? Where's Yunhoe? Like it or not, he's good with this shit.
Jeon Jungkook:
Yunhoe 🤣 Was that on purpose or...
Kim Seokjin:
100% intentional.
Jeong Yunho:
I was summoned? Your savior is here my friend.
Kim Seokjin:
WHAT DO I DO? MY MANS HATES ME.
Jeong Yunho:
Fret not you sexy piece of ass, I shall help you on your quest for cock.
Jeon Jungkook:
Calm your lanky ass down, tell us what happened so we can actually help.
Kim Seokjin:
LANKY?!
ChimSexy:
Kookie, down. Sit boy. Not the time.
Kim Seokjin:
I'll ignore your tomfoolery just this once Jeon, for I am in a perilous situation.
Kim Seokjin:
So.... long story short. He said that I was *perfect* so I asked him what he was going to do about it. Brave, I know right. Look at me being progressive. But anyways, he accidentally called me 'Hyung' so he's obviously scared that i'm gonna catch on and figure out its him. BUT, I already know it's him...
Kim Seokjin:
Whys he so shy for, I mean I love that about him but urgggh😭😭😭
Jeong Yunho:
YOU ARE READING
Daddies 'R' Us
RomanceJungkook signs up for a BDSM dating app as part of a drunk dare and messages a suggested Daddy. Lame ass texting fic with a twist, because I love reading them and find them highly entertaining. Would suggest reading with a black background, but yo...
