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New messages from 'Bunny Koo💛'

Bunny Koo💛:

Hey Chim, you know how you're my best friend.......

Bunny Koo💛:

And that you're low-key crazy...

Chim:

I don't like where this is going...

Bunny Koo💛:

Want to do something completely wild?

Chim:

I am not having sex with you. 

Bunny Koo💛:

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. NO. THAT'S NOT WHERE THIS WAS GOING.

Chim:

Get to the point then boo. 

Bunny Koo💛:

Want to go to a BDSM club in Gangnam tonight?

Chim: 

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK.

Chim:

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER?!?!

Chim:

NO!

Bunny Koo💛:

Pleaseeeeeeeeeee.

Bunny Koo💛:

Be a pal. 

Chim:

Pals hold each others hair back when they're vomiting or tie each others shoe laces... this is a bit far don't you think?

Chim:

WHY'D YOU ASK THE ONLY VIRGIN OF OUR GROUP TO GO TO A BDSM CLUB.

Chim:

Did you hit your head? Want me to call an ambulance?

Bunny Koo💛:

Maybe... but that's besides the point.

Chim:

Then what is the point exactly?

Bunny Koo💛:

Taehyungs going to a BDSM club in Gangnam tonight, he asked me to go with him but I don't want him to know who I am. But I am low key curious about what happens in the clubs.

Bunny Koo💛:

Please help me out, I can't go alone. I'm too young and pretty to die.

Chim:

Kookie, I love you. I really do, but I think you've gone insane.

Chim:

There is no way either of us would survive in a BDSM club. We'd be eaten alive.