(A/N: How Jungkooks saved the members numbers on his phone.)
Namjoon = King Namtitties💦
Jimin = Other Half💙
Hoseok = Sunshine🌞
Yoongi = Satanic Sloth😼
Seokjin = Old Man💢)
King Namtitties💦:
So... Jungkook... how's life...?
King Namtitties💦:
Still on Daddies 'R' Us?
Other Half💙:
Haven't you heard? He's basically married to the app!
Other Half💙:
He's literally glued to his phone during our lectures.
Old Man💢:
My baby got married and didn't tell me *sobs*
Old Man💢:
I was supposed to walk him down the aisle
Sunshine🌞:
Who'd of thought our little bunny would be the first to be whisked away </3
Sunshine🌞:
But seriously. He's literally always on that app. He needs an intervention!
Satanic Sloth😼:
What's occurring?
Other Half💙:
Jungkook got married!
King Namtitties💦:
Jungkooks ditching us for daddy dick.
Satanic Sloth😼:
I seriously woke up for this shit?
Satanic Sloth😼:
Let the boy suck dick in peace.
Other Half💙:
Ooooo Yoongi's got his grumpy pants on
Sunshine🌞:
When hasn't he?
Satanic Sloth😼:
Hoseok.
Sunshine🌞:
Yeah?
Satanic Sloth😼:
Lock your bedroom door when you go to sleep tonight.
King Namtitties💦:
Now now, lets all play nice.
Other Half💙:
Whats that one mean girls quote?
Other Half💙:
Oh yeah "I wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
Satanic Sloth😼:
Pipe it short arse.
Sunshine🌞:
Jimins arse isn't short? It's bulbous.
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Daddies 'R' Us
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