Daddies 'R' Us

(1) New message from 'Golden Maknae'

Golden Maknae:

Hyung.

Joon:

Hey..... how are you doing?

Golden Maknae:

Can we skip the whole awkward small talk jazz and skip to an explanation?

Golden Maknae:

I feel awkward as hell as it is, I don't want to drag this out.

Joon:

You know how I feel about Jin, Kookie.

Golden Maknae:

I know.

Joon:

We've known each other how long?

Golden Maknae:

I know.

Joon:

We grew up together like brothers.

Golden Maknae:

I know!!!!

Golden Maknae:

I promise i'm over it. Please can we forget about it already? 

Joon:

Why didn't you tell me about this yourself Kook?

Golden Maknae:

Awks.

Joon:

Use your big boy words Kook. You know full sentences are a thing right?

Golden Maknae:

Ouch.

Golden Maknae:

Look, I'm sorry okay. It's not easy to confess to somebody you really admire, especially when you know they have feelings for someone else. 

Golden Maknae:

But you honestly don't have to worry. I'm on team Nam-Jin, this ship needs to sail. The whole awkward crush thing is in the past.

Joon:

So there's no feelings there anymore?

Golden Maknae:

Besides awkwardness, regret and a sprinkle of respect for my Hyung? No.

Joon:

Interested in somebody else now? ;)

Golden Maknae:

Like who?

Joon:

One specific lecturer comes to mind...

Golden Maknae:

I will literally pummel your face with my fists. It's not that deep. I can casually talk to a hot, sex god lecturer without freaking out and catching feelings.. trust me.