babyfacedjunglecock69:
Is that strawberry milkshake I spy?
Hung-Jeong:
No it's cherry I'm afraid. Cherries are my favorite ;)
(A/N:he's referring to someone who has not 'popped' their cherry a.k.a virgins)
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Ew.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Is everyone on this app an attractive pervert?
Hung-Jeong:
Depends on your definition of pervert.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Pervert (noun) : a person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.
Hung-Jeong:
Can't be me, my behaviors perfectly acceptable.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
We will see about that.
Hung-Jeong:
So babyface, what are your likes and interests?
babyfacedjunglecock69:
OH? A NORMAL CONVERSATION?
babyfacedjunglecock69:
I like anime, Game of Thrones, The Witcher, tattoos, men and black clothes.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
You know normal things.
Hung-Jeong:
So no anal fisting?
babyfacedjunglecock69:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE?
Hung-Jeong:
I'll take that as a no?
babyfacedjunglecock69:
I should fucking hope so.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
I'm not one to kink shame but seriously?
Hung-Jeong:
Seriously.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
People... enjoy it?
Hung-Jeong:
Wanna find out?
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Not in this lifetime.
Hung-Jeong:
Sooo...can I send you a dick pick?
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Nice of you to ask for permission.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Props for that.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
But if you want to keep your dick, I suggest you keep it to yourself.
Hung-Jeong:
You're no fun.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
I can be fun.
Hung-Jeong:
Prove it baby ;)
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Okay, wanna hear a joke?
Hung-Jeong:
Not where I thought this was leading but sure...
babyfacedjunglecock69:
What is the difference between a sin and shame?
Hung-Jeong:
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Hung-Jeong:
Everyone on this app knows that one.
babyfacedjunglecock69:
UNACCEPTABLE😡
babyfacedjunglecock69:
Nobody ruins my jokes.
Block Hung-Jeong?
Yes No
Hung-Jeong has now been blocked.
Hung-Jeong:
Hello?
(this message was not sent)
Hung-Jeong:
Ah fuck, not again
(this message was not sent)
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RomanceJungkook signs up for a BDSM dating app as part of a drunk dare and messages a suggested Daddy. Lame ass texting fic with a twist, because I love reading them and find them highly entertaining. Would suggest reading with a black background, but yo...
