New messages from 'Old Man💢'

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Old Man💢:

Jungkookie....

Old Man💢:

I need help...

Old Man💢:

Kookie??

Old Man💢:

JEON JUNG-FUCKING-KOOK!

JK:

What the fuck Hyung?

JK:

What's going on?

Old Man💢:

Namjoon is messaging me on that BDSM app and I'm freaking out!!!!!!

JK:

Whhhhhaaaaaaaaat...

JK:

No.

JK:

Way.

Old Man💢:

Yes way. What do I do?

Old Man💢

I low-key may have sent him nudes in the spur of the moment...

Old-Man💢

I got too excited... help me with damage control?

JK:

Omfg i'm going to die, this is hilarious.

JK:

Wait how do you even know if it's Namjoon Hyung?

Old Man💢:

I read Namjoons diary a few years back and it's full of poetry.

Old Man💢:

This guy sent me one of Namjoons poems.

Old Man💢:

THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE I ASSURE YOU.

JK:

What's the guys user name?

Old Man💢:

It's RM.

JK:

Pahahahahaha! Dead!

JK:

I mean.....

JK: 

Why would Namjoon call himself RM?

Old Man💢:

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