Daddies 'R' Us

New messages from 'People I Tolerate'

Traitor🔪:

Have you guys heard the news? 

Satanic Sloth😼:

You finally got laid?

Sunshine🌞:

Congratulations on graduating from your virginity🎉

Old Man💢:

Excuse you? Whoms been having sex?

Old Man💢:

You better of used protection Jiminie,

the last thing we need is anymore of you running around.

King Namtitties💦:

I disagree, some baby Jimins would be super cute!

King Namtitties💦:

Then we would be able to make use of those cute baby shoes

I bought on impulse.

Old Man💢:

You are literally ADORABLE.

Satanic Sloth😼:

Get a room homo's.

Traitor🔪:

Anyways....

Traitor🔪:

We are getting a new lecturer at the university soon..

JK:

Jimin's pregnant?

JK:

We're all screwed.

Traitor🔪:

Remember that car story Kookie?

JK:

Ima be quiet.

Sunshine🌞:

Am I the only sane person in this group?

Satanic Sloth😼:

About that story... who were you dreaming of in the car?

Traitor🔪: 

LISTEN UP HOES.

Traitor🔪:

Apparently this lecturers super hot. Like next level!

Sunshine🌞:

Woo! we need some fresh, hot sunny D around here.

Satanic Sloth😼:

Calm down and get a drink of water you thirsty hoe.

JK:

How do you even know this Jimin?

JK:

Elaborate traitor and you may be forgiven.

Traitor🔪:

I heard some girls gassing about it earlier.