Kookie Monster🍪:
Hey Chim...
Kookie Monster🍪:
Can we talk?
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
I thought you were mad at me :(
Kookie Monster🍪:
I am. You're an ass. But, I still love you because you're my ass.
Kookie Monster🍪:
Besides, I was a douche canoe too. I shouldn't of spilt the tea about you and Yoongi.
Kookie Monster🍪:
But I still intend to beat your ass at some point.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
I shouldn't of said anything about you ever liking Joonie Hyung.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
I know you went through a lot with that. I'm really sorry Kookie :'(
Kookie Monster🍪:
It's okay I guess.
Kookie Monster🍪:
Just need to figure out how to talk to Namjoon about it, it's going to be unbearably awkward. Jin might also decapitate my head and parade around town with it for this.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
True, that boys got it hella bad for Joonie.
Kookie Monster🍪:
YOU KNOW?
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
It's hard not to know. His eyes practically pop out of his head every time Joonie's around.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
Joonie's the only one oblivious enough to not notice.
Kookie Monster🍪:
For real.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
Btw I already spoke to Yoongi about what happened, he was chill.
Kookie Monster🍪:
Are you okay?
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
Yeah. I'm just worried things get a little awkward between me and Yoongi Hyung because of this.
Kookie Monster🍪:
I'm sure it will be okay, Hyung said it will be fine right? Try and keep your chin up.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
It's not as easy as that Kookie and you know that. It's... awkward.
Kookie Monster🍪:
I know.. I'm sorry.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
It's okay boo. Gotta stay positive.
Kookie Monster🍪:
True that. Anyways as payment for your sins you need to help me resolve the situation.
Kookie Monster🍪:
But first lets get drunk.
Kookie Monster🍪:
I'm stressed out and I need my best friend. I'm sure you could probably do with a night out too? Cuddles?
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
Meet you at 'The Pied Piper' in half an hour?
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
I seriously need my best friend back. Alcohols just an added bonus.
Kookie Monster🍪:
Aw ❤️ okay see you there i'm going to get changed.
Kookie Monster🍪:
Also, praise alcohol, the savior of all problems.
Christian Chim Chim🐥:
Ah men.
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Daddies 'R' Us
RomanceJungkook signs up for a BDSM dating app as part of a drunk dare and messages a suggested Daddy. Lame ass texting fic with a twist, because I love reading them and find them highly entertaining. Would suggest reading with a black background, but yo...
