Daddies 'R' Us

V has accepted your Conversation Request:

babyfacedjunglecock69:

If your right leg was dinner and your left leg was lunch,

 I couldn't resist snacking between meals.

V:

Is that your backhanded way of offering me fellatio? 

If so I humbly accept, little Bunny. 

babyfacedjunglecock69:

I don't know why I expected this conversation to go in any other direction tbf.

V: 

Have I disappointed you baby? 

babyfacedjunglecock69:

Fraid so mister, I was expecting an equally as amusing pick up line. 

Innocent bunnies don't go from munching on carrots to dick that easily.

babyfacedjunglecock69:

You gotta work for it, mama didn't raise no hoe.

V:

Okay, I've got one for you Bunny.

V:

If you were a rabbit, I'd jump your hole.

babyfacedjunglecock69:

*Is disgusted but also highly impressed* well done.

babyfacedjunglecock69:

I'd rate that a solid 4/10

V:

I'm sorry, the only pick up lines I know may not be tame enough

for an innocent rabbit.

babyfacedjunglecock69:

Try me.

V:

I'd love to ;)

babyfacedjunglecock69:

Wow. I could be a 70 year old pervert for all you know.

V: 

Okay, prove that you aren't one. Send me a picture of yourself.

babyfacedjunglecock69: