I only have a few head canons (like just 2) and the rest is a rant
Dario doesn't know how to use a condom. (He also never asked for consent when making Dio 😕)
He has shit stains
Frick you Dario, it's your fault Dio is who he is. Fricking robbing a corpse no wonder you're crusty. Get yo lazy sick butt up and get that wine bottle outta your hand and give Dio some love. You idiot it's your fault we have bizarre adventure. Even Dio is mad that he was from your small dirty pp. I question how a dumbass like you made a fricking vampire who actually has common sense unlike your peanut size brain. Get yo white hair Sikowitz looking ass outta here idiot. Idiot I'm so glad that you died plus even Dio. I'd spit on both y'all graves for giving peoples lives a piece of crap
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jjba headcanons lol
Fanfictionjust some headcanons I made up from 1-6(with a bit of Steel Ball Run) random stuff can be posted as well. I can make incorrect quotes and other stuff. still ongoing ⚠️(Warning for swearing) ⚠️
