Dumb shit I think Caesar and Joseph would discuss or argue about
Joseph would make stupid shower thoughts
"Caesar.."
"Yeah?"
"If soap smells good but tastes bad, does that mean poop tastes good since it smells bad?"
"Good god, that's the most stupidest thing I've heard."
"But think about it!"
"That's not possible, poop tastes bad!"
"And how do you know? cocky grin"
"..."
Joseph thinking Caesar is gay af
Joseph watching Caesar breaking up with a girl
"That's the 10th one this month!"
"Yes, but it could not work out."
"Honestly Zeppeli, that's the same thing you've said for the past 2 months!"
"So?"
"Caesar... are you gay?"
"What?!"
"Yknow, homosexual, liking guys-"
"I know what it means! And what the hell makes you think I'm gay?"
"Well you always turn down girls!"
"So?"
"mocking noises oOoH iM sOrRy mS lAdy iT wOnT wORk oUt"
"You're repeating your pathetic reason why you think I'm gay!"
"Don't you think it's suspicious how you always turn down GIRLS?"
"OH MY GOD YOU TWA-"
"So, Mr. Caesar Zeppeli, what do you think of Joseph Joestar?"
"I respect Jojo. He is trained with hamon, also being well with his skills. He can outsmart people, making him very shrewd and cle-"
"YO CAESAR! I JUST SAW LISA LISA NAKED OH FU-"
"I take back what I said."
"Alright Jojo, I need you to go left and right-"
"That's not possible."
"What the hell do you mean?"
"Yknow, you're saying for me to go left and right like in a circle, that's stupid."
"3 things. First, I meant the directions. Go left, then right. Second, going left and right does not make a circle, you must go roundabout. Third, shut up about it! We're in a middle of an attack and you're worrying about the way I word things!"
"Accidentally using a loud voice oh sorry uhhh I think I get it!"
enemy catching them
"YOURE SO STUPID!"
"THATS NOT THE TIME CAESAR! RUUUN!"
somehow Joseph won the battle against the enemy after making stupid decisions.
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jjba headcanons lol
Fanfictionjust some headcanons I made up from 1-6(with a bit of Steel Ball Run) random stuff can be posted as well. I can make incorrect quotes and other stuff. still ongoing ⚠️(Warning for swearing) ⚠️
